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Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
« Reply #105 on: February 04, 2005, 09:35:53 AM »
umm...they're not offiered by any goverment.  Vermont teddybear is a private busniess that happens to be based in Vermont.
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Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
« Reply #106 on: February 04, 2005, 09:37:50 AM »
ah, well, then I skimmed too fast. Then I concur. That's screwed up.

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Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
« Reply #108 on: February 04, 2005, 11:09:40 AM »
I wasn't saying there was anything wrong with it. Just that it's disturbingly funny. Thus, I put it in this thread.
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Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
« Reply #109 on: February 04, 2005, 11:12:10 AM »
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Oh well, then.  I mean..... Vermont.

http://www.michaelberube.com/index.php/weblog/education_secretary_demands_removal_of_vermont_from_nations_textbooks/


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Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
« Reply #110 on: February 04, 2005, 11:31:41 AM »
yeah, it's at least partially satire, which always has a basis in reality. note the comment about the bottom that says that says "One of the quotes in this post is real and Not Made Up At All"

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Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
« Reply #111 on: February 04, 2005, 10:00:04 PM »
Yes, it's satire, though it wounds me to have to clarify that.
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Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
« Reply #112 on: February 04, 2005, 10:15:26 PM »
I dunno, I'm just very literal the last couple of days. Dang sinus infection. It's been over a month now. I think it's rotting my brain.
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Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
« Reply #113 on: February 07, 2005, 07:25:45 PM »
I'm starting to think that satire is the medium of the logically crippled.  I mean, honestly, I haven't read any clever satire in years.  I've heard nothing but mindless "everybody knows that gays are people too" invective over that buster bunny/lesbian couple thing.  

If one wants to show that mainstreaming the homosexual lifestyle would be good for our society rather than bad, one should come up with a line of reasoning that carries more weight than, "you're mean and stupid if you don't agree"
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Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
« Reply #114 on: February 15, 2005, 07:53:52 AM »
Instead of writeing a review today, I was looking around the Lazlo site and eventualy (after going through other links) came upon these series of photos.

http://www.gennet.org/facts/nessie.html

Now I don't care if they're a rotting shark, the real thing or photoshoped (which many say they are), I just think they look cool.

I have this in disturbing because, well they're pictures of a rotteing corpse, one said to be a plesiosaur.
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Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
« Reply #115 on: April 16, 2005, 01:36:18 AM »
http://www.thelatetrain.com/features/mailman.html

This makes me think of Gemm.  He could write things like this.

You may also like: Sock full of bees.

http://www.thelatetrain.com/features/sockfullofbees.html

One instance of the f-word, and it's kind of mumbled.
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Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
« Reply #116 on: May 16, 2005, 03:08:42 PM »
Who couldn't have predicted the outcome?

I sure hope those midgets heal up fast. I want to see video footage of their regular bouts.

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Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
« Reply #117 on: May 18, 2005, 04:54:46 AM »
Sorry, SE.  I'm not buying it.  (I'm not sure if you were serious about that link or not.)

First, the story is ridiculous.

Second, it uses BBC logos--but it's not on the BBC news site.  It's hosted somewhere else.

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Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
« Reply #118 on: May 18, 2005, 07:02:13 AM »
well it's over two weeks old and most news sites don't keep things on their site for more then a few days.
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Re: Disturbing stuff found on the Internet
« Reply #119 on: May 18, 2005, 09:39:39 AM »
Come on, people, can't you at least MOMENTARILY relish the idea of a Midget Fighting league?