Best Quote lately

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

I think it's just a very poorly produced comic. I'm sure the comic has better ones, but that is probably one of it's not as good ones.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I dunno what required knowledge about that. Who that plays video games doesn't know what Valve is? And who that breathes doesn't know what Metroid is? And gamespot? Those are all pretty obvious in the comic. Maybe you're just used to being spoon fed over-explicated humor

[stacer]

And who that breathes doesn't know what Metroid is? And gamespot?

/me raises her hand

[Spriggan]

You don't count since you're not a nerd.

[stacer]

Hahaha. I love how I'm always slightly on the fringe, not quite in nerd-dom. When I was growing up, I always thought of myself as one of the nerdiest kids on the fringe (even when I was a cheerleader and on the dance team, I was an outsider). I don't know whether to say that's reassuring, or that I'm sad not to be part of the club.

[Entsuropi]

I understood that comic instantly...

[fuzzyoctopus]

It doesn't even belong here, it belongs in the webcomic thread.

I'll admit that I have two X chromosomes don't play a lot of videogames and therfore don't get the comic.  It still wasn't that funny.

Why were they wanting burritos in the first place?  I showed it to J.T. who GOT it all but didn't think it was funny.  Are burritos supposed to be intrinsically funny, like monkeys?

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

it belonged here because we were talking about burritos. it was funny BECAUSE we were talking about burritos, specifically illicit burrito traffic. posting it here was continuing that thought. it was not incomprehensible, which was the original charge. I'll admit it wasn't that funny on it's own. it's not Zach's best work. But in the context of the conversation, it was.

[Entsuropi]

Spriggan says:
0_o you're writeing a review.  *checks hell's temeture"

[House of Mustard]

"The last thing I want to do is be mollycoddled or wrapped up in cotton wool because if I was to join the army..."
--Prince William

I just put that up because I like the goofy way British people talk.  Say something Ent!

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I was mentioning this to my family last night. The british royalty are.... erg...

I mean, I resent musicians and actors and sports stars because most have an income vastly disproportionate to their contributions to humanity (not that I *do* anything about that, I still listen to their music and watch their movies). But the British royalty, i mean, come on. Their fame has 0 to do with what they do. It is 100% what family they were born in. I find that exceedingly lame. The only reason I don't hate them, is that my understanding is they use a chunk of that time and money to work with charitable causes. So at least if they're famous for no decent reason, the DO something with it.

[Maxwell]

"if people could taste with thier feet, ya know like a fly, would we have invented flavored socks?"

[House of Mustard]

Though argument does not create conviction, the lack of it destroys belief. What seems to be proved may not be embraced; but what no one shows the ability to defend is quickly abandoned. Rational argument does not create belief, but it maintains a climate in which belief may flourish."

Ezra Taft Benson

Interesting...

[Archon]

I lost my mind a little while ago. It said it was going out for a pack of cigarettes, and by the time I realized it didnt smoke, it must have been halfway to Canada

-Gorgon

[fuzzyoctopus]

I'm going to let you guys waste time by reading all these too instead of trying to pick out the funniest ones.

http://www.jumbojoke.com/000151.html

http://www.jumbojoke.com/000152.html

Ok, I can't resist.

Freddy was in the habit of staring at Beverly's legs as they peaked from her Susie Wong slit dresses. She had a dozen of them.

"Something must have happened, since it's not like her to come back naked and not aware of anything."