Best Quote lately

[Maxwell]

dont worry the blood hasnt reached my alchohol system yet
-noah

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

You can strap a Stratocaster onto a chimpanzee and turn the volume up to twelve and for a few seconds it's going to sound brilliant, you know.
- Nick Saloman

no idea who that is. THe quote was in a signature on a message board.

[House of Mustard]

"Terrorism has never been so much!"
    --- Kerry Blair

It's one of the backliner quotes for my new book, and I think it's one of the screwiest sentences ever uttered.

[stacer]

Huh?

And who's Kerry Blair?

[Entsuropi]

JamPaladin says:
I never sleep
Entropy says:
my desire for petty amusement is greater than your abilty to remain awake!
JamPaladin says:
No, no it isn't
JamPaladin says:
I live off monitor radiation through photosynthesis

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

Heh, thats great Entropy.

[stacer]

In a New Yorker cartoon (most recent edition, p. 101):

Two superheroes in conversation while flying over a city.

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

"J'aime des choses et d'autre choses!" (I love things and other things) (it was a dinosaur comic, I reckon you guys are tired of me posting those, though I still find them absolutely hilarious. Plus most people wouldn't understand today's, since, y'know, it's in French).

[House of Mustard]

"I don't know if I'm alive or dead.  If I'm alive, why do I feel this way?  If I'm dead, why do I have to go to the bathroom?"
--Thomas Dewey

[Entsuropi]

<ANTIDEAD> I had a dream last night that I met you in real life, so we dressed up as zoro and smuggled drugs over the mexican border
<ANTIDEAD> Perhaps I should lay off the burritos

I immediately thought of Fellfrosch. I fully expect that this is what he and Mustardio do on the weekends.

[Spriggan]

I immediately thought of Fellfrosch. I fully expect that this is what he and Mustardio do on the weekends.

it's much worse then you think, they don't smuggle drugs, they smuggle buritos.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

yeah, burritos.


and, oh yeah, forgot. Language warning.

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

I don't get it. Why are there 5 or 6 different people in there? What do they all mean? There's less cohesion in that comic than I could ever think of.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

the game companies are in the first two (Valve duh). They're bribing gamespot (the recipient of all the burritos in panel three) with burritos for better rules.

[fuzzyoctopus]

Too many jokes that require excess knowledge.