Profile Names

[Oldie Black Witch]

Brenna likes to emphasize my age (to keep me grounded) and thus the name. Of course, it's rather amusing that I'm the same age as EUOL and have three kids, two of which are in school.

[stacer]

Then you're definitely not the old one here. I'm a year or two older than you.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I'm the oldest! I rule over all my children and discipline them with my viscious horde of ninja monkey assassin priests.

[Brenna]

But, see, Old_One only *thinks* she's the same age as Brandon--she's actually 342 today. (She has this odd habit of aging several years or decades a day, depending on my mood. ) However, she gets to reset her age once she reaches 999.

[MsFish]

Hey Old One!  That means that one day, you'll get to say, "Hi, I'm five years old."  There is a light at the end of the tunnel.  

I want to be five years old!  (Though, I suppose that'd mean I'd have to one day be thirteen again, and that's not appealing.)

But on the subject of profile names...mine was gifted to me.  

[Brenna]

actually, she only gets to reset to the age she thinks she is at the moment (the one that matches with that imaginary "birthdate" of hers). So she doesn't get to be five again. There are rules, you know!

[Oldie Black Witch]

But that won't stop me from pretending to be five or two or four, or six, or twelve . . .

[Brenna]

details, details...

[MsFish]

Rules shmules.  I think it would be much more fun to reset to zero, because then we could all be older than Old One.  Don't you think?