Beneath the Planet of the Superfly Night Crew

[Captain Morgan]

I figured since MsFish will soon be here and the other thread is already to long that we should start a new one. I think the Planet of the Apes theme should be applied so here we have Beneath. Next is Escape from the Superfly Night Crew. Then Conquest for the Superfly Night Crew and then finally Battle for the Superfly Night Crew!

[Eagle Prince]

Does this mean an old missile silo is going to creep into the thread tonight?

[Captain Morgan]

Dude I still want to buy an old missle silo. I think Bones idea for a house is a great idea. By the way Bones, my buddy at work told me he heard of one selling for $28000 or something real close to that. With a few acres of land. Not a bad price.

[Eagle Prince]

I wonder if I could get one on a small island... nothing huge, but not too small.  Like maybe a mile wide or so, with a hill and palm trees.  Yeah, and my dungeon-like fortress of solitude built underneath.

[Captain Morgan]

You need it filled with naked women too plus a handful on inept guards! That would make it perfect. Especially "If it was you secret volcano lair! Mwa ha ha ha"

[Eagle Prince]

Doh... remembered the women, but almost forgot the guards with blindfolds.  Thanks, Capt'n!

[Captain Morgan]

Of course the guards need blindfolds. After all we are gentlemen even if we are "evil"

[Oldie Black Witch]

Is it an EVIL petting zoo?

[Captain Morgan]

I didn't go to Evil Medical School for 7 years to be called Mister, Thank you.

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

You do realize you're all insane?

[Eagle Prince]

Indeed.  Evil is not an excuse for being rude.

The only problem with the island is it could be quite pricey, especially shipping in milk and such.  So I might need to go into the privateer business to keep the treasure room adequately full.  No sense in an underground dungeon unless its filled with treasure and slave women.  The good guys need some reason to bother me.

[Eagle Prince]

You do realize you're all insane?

Are you sure?  It doesn't seem to be listed in any of my Descriptors...  

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

It's not so much a Descriptor as it is, there.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

yeah, you have to make sure its liveable though....

[Captain Morgan]

No sense in an underground dungeon unless its filled with treasure and slave women.

Now, now EP, there is no reason to have "slave" women. This is the 21st century after all, and that kind of behavior gets you in trouble with the mighty nations, so there for, you need volunteers. Who wouldn't want to work with the evil genius that is trying to take over the world.