Final Standings!
Bracket One
EUOL 4 / Sprig 3
Bracket Two
EUOL 6 / Sprig 1
Bracket Three
EUOL 4 / Sprig 5
Bracket Four
EUOL 5 / Sprig 2
So, Spiderman just barely managed to out-shimmy Sadam. (The Hammer pants must have taken him down, just like they did dear Hammer himself... Either that, or Spidy's ambiguous gayness was just to transfixing. See:
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2006/20060329.jpg )
Megaman never had a chance. That old dude from Six Flags not only has way more bits and pixels, but has mind-affecting powers. (Watch those commercials, and you'll understand....)
Alas, the Walken! I feel a deep sense of betrayal, let me tell you. Walken is like Chuck Norris--he's supposed to win no matter what. The foundations of my understanding of the world have been shaken. At least he won to worthy competition. Voltron DOES have some sweet moves.
And, Mr. T. "Pittys" poor Batman. It is fitting that two aged TV icons should rise from the dust for one final bout. In the end, I guess Batman should have used his "Bat Mr. T Repellant." Either that, or he should have learned to dance. (Honestly, he looks like he's having a seizure to me.)
All right. So, EUOL wins round one with a total score of 3-1. I knew I could out-dance my brother. To further prove this, let us get on to round two, ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!!!!
Let me begin with the Dr. Himself: