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Everything Else / Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« on: February 28, 2006, 12:22:27 PM »
This is a paraphrase because it was a comedian I heard on the radio, and I googled it this morning to see if I could cite/quote it better and got nothing.
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I went out to lunch with a friend. I ordered a big, juicy steak. He ordered a big green salad. "You know," he said to me, "you should be a vegetarian too. You'd be healthier and live longer."
I picked up my steak and flapped it in his face. I said, "This cow was a vegetarian, and it ain't looking so good right now."