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Title: Star Wars and pants.
Post by: FirstMateJack on June 13, 2007, 05:12:17 PM

I saw this on another thread. And promptly stole the idea. Because I wanted to see we can come up with on this site.

So, it works like this, you take a quote from the holy trilogy, or the other 3 Star Wars movies and exchange one word (only one) with pants. Then the next person must say who was the original quotee and from which movie.



"Slimy? Mudhole!? My pants this is!!!"

Title: Re: Star Wars and pants.
Post by: Spriggan on June 13, 2007, 05:15:27 PM

"Slimy? Mudhole? My home this is!!" -- Yoda

"He doesn't like pants. "
"I'm sorry"
"I don't like pants either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems."

(I took a little poetic license with the one word rule)

Title: Re: Star Wars and pants.
Post by: FirstMateJack on June 15, 2007, 04:46:53 AM

Nope! You are good. Since you only replaced one word (same word can be replaced multiple times).

Dr. Evazan (Ok... I knew the quote.. but I had to look up who.  )   :-[



"Don't worry, Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this!"

Title: Re: Star Wars and pants.
Post by: Archon on June 15, 2007, 07:56:00 AM

"Don't worry, Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of places more heavily guarded than this!"

-Han Solo

"What an incredible pants you've discovered!"

Title: Re: Star Wars and pants.
Post by: WriterDan on June 15, 2007, 11:11:10 PM

Wasn't that Han Solo too?  -- smell --

What an incredible smell you've discovered.

Next...

Feel, don't think.  Use your pants.

Title: Re: Star Wars and pants.
Post by: Spriggan on June 16, 2007, 08:33:32 AM

Yoda


The Council have granted me permission to pants you.

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Post by: FirstMateJack on June 18, 2007, 05:22:16 PM

Young Obi Wan!!!!

"Hmmm, Lost a pants Obi Wan has, how embarrassing."

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Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on June 27, 2007, 09:08:17 PM

"Pants!!!!"


Original Jawa Quote

 "Utini!!!"

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Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on June 28, 2007, 07:48:39 PM

"Lost a planet..." Yoda in #2

"We had a pants malfunction up here, but everything's okay now...every thing's fine...how are you?"

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Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on June 28, 2007, 08:52:42 PM

ahem "Slight pants malfunction down here"

Slight in this case = Comedy GOLD

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Post by: Aen Elderberry on June 29, 2007, 09:32:27 PM

Same word replaced but in different scenes:

Scene one:
"A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old pants."

Scene two:
"When I left you, I was but the learner; now *I* am the pants."
"Only a pants of evil, Darth."

Scene three:
"Curse my metal body. I wasn't fast enough. It's all my fault. My poor pants."