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Title: I hate Avril Lavigne
Post by: House of Mustard on April 17, 2003, 11:59:02 AM
Enough said.
Title: Re: I hate Avril Lavigne
Post by: Spriggan on April 17, 2003, 01:43:00 PM
If your trying to Troll I don't think this topic will generate many arguments.  But Tage does own her CD.
Title: Re: I hate Avril Lavigne
Post by: Tage on April 17, 2003, 01:55:26 PM
Yeah, I bought the CD. Still, it's not like I'm going to argue the point with you. I'm fine with you hating her.
Title: Re: I hate Avril Lavigne
Post by: Fellfrosch on April 17, 2003, 02:26:10 PM
Compared to No Doubt, Train, and "Your body is a wonderland," Avril Lavigne is Ludwig Freaking Beethoven.
Title: Re: I hate Avril Lavigne
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on April 17, 2003, 03:52:28 PM
I'll throw this in too.

She's not that bad looking either. If your as desperate a person as me, you wouldn't mind.
Title: Re: I hate Avril Lavigne
Post by: Tage on April 17, 2003, 04:12:37 PM
Why bother comparing her to No Doubt or John Mayer? I mean, a closer contemporary is Kelly Osbourne. Put *those* two next to each other, mentally, and ask yourself what you'd rather be subjected to. I think the answer is clear.
Title: Re: I hate Avril Lavigne
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on April 17, 2003, 04:23:59 PM
She claims that her influences are Punk based , but doesn't know who the Sex Pistols and Clash are ... Nuff Said.
Title: Re: I hate Avril Lavigne
Post by: House of Mustard on April 17, 2003, 04:25:00 PM
I'm not looking to start an argument, it's just that she was on the radio when I was posting this morning and I had to express my dislike.  And yes, John Mayer is a ninny, but that doesn't make her good.

And Gemm, I can see by your profile that you are 17, so I suppose I'll forgive you for thinking she's good looking.

And Fell, I can see by your outfit that you are a cowboy.
Title: Re: I hate Avril Lavigne
Post by: Spriggan on April 17, 2003, 04:32:10 PM
dude i'm almost 25 and I think she's hot! ;D  Way better looking the Brittany or heven help us Christina
Title: Re: I hate Avril Lavigne
Post by: House of Mustard on April 17, 2003, 04:36:57 PM
I'll admit that she's mildly cute, in a bratty little wannabe punk way, but I reserve 'hot' for specimens such as Monica Belucci (see my post on the Reloaded thread).

I certainly agree however, that Christina Aguilera is the trashiest skank of all the trashy skanks in the world.  And she has a funny shaped nose.
Title: Re: I hate Avril Lavigne
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on April 17, 2003, 11:38:54 PM
I won't hold anyone against anything that they themselves wouldn't want to be held up against.

And I thank you Musty for figuring out my age so quickly. And Spriggan, were you any older I would be calling you a dirty old man, but since you are agreeing with me, excellent! And furthermore, furtherless.
Title: Re: I hate Avril Lavigne
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on April 18, 2003, 07:55:18 AM
I think she looks like she's addicted to heroin and eye makeup.
:-/
Title: Re: I hate Avril Lavigne
Post by: Slant on April 19, 2003, 04:42:48 PM
"Hate" is a really strong word and I am cautious as to how I use it.  I hate Nazis, mass-murderers, slavers, and those who seek to dominate others through force.  So I can't say I hate a teenaged girl who's only crime is churning out mediocre music.  Oh, I am quite a bit older than 17, but I think she is kinda cute.  My personal tastes run more towards Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba, Natalie Portman, and Cheetara (is it wrong to pine for a cartoon character?).  Well, okay, not Cheetara.  At least not for the past ten years or so.
Title: Re: I hate Avril Lavigne
Post by: Tage on April 21, 2003, 12:41:45 PM
*sigh*

Ah, Natalie Portman. Now there's a beautiful person.
Title: Re: I hate Avril Lavigne
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on April 21, 2003, 10:33:37 PM
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Ah, Natalie Portman. Now there's a beautiful person.


There -was- a beatiful person. My god man, could Episode I have made her any more lackluster? Sure in Episode II they made up with it by giving her that outfit and all, but still. Guess we'll see what kind of fan service George Lucas churns out in Episode III.

This opinion was based solely on Star Wars: Episodes I & II. The views of this person should not be taken seriously as he is a total nut-job. All other forms of communication with him shall be severed.
Title: Re: I hate Avril Lavigne
Post by: Mr_Pleasington on April 21, 2003, 11:01:01 PM
I still think one of the funniest, most blatant scenes is when the creature in the arena scratches at her and merely tears off her midriff.

I can't believe the movie even tried to be serious after that stunt.
Title: Re: I hate Avril Lavigne
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on April 22, 2003, 03:20:55 PM
I dont like her as much as I used to. I saw an interview with her and she seemed dumb as a post. Don't know if its true or not. Also I didn't like her in episode II.
Title: Re: I hate Avril Lavigne
Post by: Slant on April 23, 2003, 02:44:19 AM
Don't forget, in Episode I she was playing a character who was supposed to be 14.  Lucas probably would have raised some eyebrows if a hot, sexy 14-year-old was included in SW canon.  In Episode II she was supposed to be 24, which means it is okay to drool over her with no fear of being labeled a perv.