Timewaster's Guide Archive
General => Everything Else => Topic started by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on April 29, 2004, 10:27:23 PM
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I went back and realized I could no longer post on word sense, apparently ther eis like a 50 page limit and/or it was locked, I didn't care to check. So here we go, I missed it.
I will start with;
Repartee
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Finally, I was waiting for another of these, thanks gorgon
banter
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witty
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retort
Because with every legacy there should be a legend with it.
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reply
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expostulation
I think I'm overeducated
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claim
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baggage
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weight
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Gravitational Pull
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attraction
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Love
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singing
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hills (as in are "alive, with the sound of music"
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salsibury(as in "salsbury hill")
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Gabriel
, Peter "Climbing up on Solsbury Hill / I could see the city lights..."
italics make it easier to see the one word to respond to
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Angel
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arms
as in the Sarah McLachlan song
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War
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Huh, good God Y'all, What is it good for, absolutely nothin.
errr Y'all
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Confusing...
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amazing!!!
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Spider-Man
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Pumpkin (as in bomb)
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pipe
[as in bomb]
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hash (as in pipe, and what youve been smoking)
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drugs
that wasn't hash...it was...cinnamon...
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Music
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Classical symphony hall.
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study(hall)
how did you get music from drugs?
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Exam hall
Going... in circles...
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Satan
TFO, it's a tool connection. Drugs and music go hand in hand a lot... as for the satan/ exam hall connection it's pretty self explanitory...
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ms. vlahos (my old math teacher
i would have said greateful dead rather than music in general...
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student
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prisoner
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cell (as in jail cell)
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bars
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chocolate
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chips
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Ponch
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in the face
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pleasure
One word, ninney's. =P
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kisses
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none
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Bar
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candy
although I was tempted to say chocolate just to see if the cycle would repeat itself again...
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dandy
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handy
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hammer
as in "ow my hand...y...
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shark
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...umm, m'kay, that works...hehe ;D Mine will have to be...
nail
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wood
I could've said so many dirty things right there...
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woodlouse
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Treehouse
as in wood = tree and house ryhmes with louse...
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Ewok (as in the fuzzy little tree dwellers and not a dy sandy country that lies between the Tigres and Euphrates river as pronounced by a three year old with a lisp)
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Awesome
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sauce
as in awesome sauce from homestar runner
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Barbecue.......
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Ribs
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supermodel
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vomit
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fake
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artshow
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deep as a kiddy pool
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T.F.O.
JK ;D
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at least give us a word to work with
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confusion
guys, please just stick to one word
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delusion
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trip (as in being in delusion when you have too much of a certain...oh, let's just call it "happy food")
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roadtrip
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sunroof
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moon buggy
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baby
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Honey Buns
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Mu Shoo
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pancake
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syrup
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hersheys
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Lactose intolerant
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mocking laughter
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How to Kill a Mockingbird
I don't care if it is more than a word or two, it is a title of an extremely good book, so there!
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Wrong ;)
(as in one word can make a difference)
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/157270036X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
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left
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right (now they're both wrong :))
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self-centered
This was a long and involved thought process in which I couldn't say wrong or left because they've already been said recently, and I didn't want to chauvinistic, because sometimes that's my answer to everything.
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Moron
wow, I feel dumb... Sorry, but I haven't gotten a lot of sleep in the last, like week due to my AP tests and things often dont "click" the way they normally do...
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forgiven ;D
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off-track
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self interested?
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interesting
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short attention span
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Americans
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silly
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platypus
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Dogma(as in the disclaimer in the beginning)
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Muse!
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Selma Heyak
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moderately hot
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luke warm
jeffe your standards are way too high, selma heyak is really hot, I mean it's fact
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ridiculous
moderately? I'm female and I think she's extremely hot.
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type (as in not my,... but i'm glad she's yours Fuzzy, i'm glad she's yours.)
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A
as in type A personality
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Dad (my dad is type A)
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hugs
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carebears
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stare
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powerword
I had this delusional idea for a Carebears D20 rpg. Their only spell would have been Powerword Stare, however, and that's no fun.
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Power Pellets (What about a d20 saturday morning cartoon RPG)
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rabbit
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pate
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unappetizing
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vegetables ;D
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asparagus!
one of my favorite veggies
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Evil!
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homework
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housework
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chores
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garbage
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people dump
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pittsburg
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East
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orient
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Rice
mmmm, rice
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fried
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San Fransico
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exploratorium
how did you get sanfran from fried?
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Paper Mache.... (thats all the palace of fine arts is right?)
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balloons
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Heroin
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candy
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You already said said candy...but if you insist...
Willy Wonka
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ompaloompa
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midget
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Billy Crystal
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host (for the past, what was it, 3 years? I think...?...correct me if I'm wrong...)
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No (Steve Martin, did last years..)
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say(just say no)
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ask (ask, don't say)
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alice (go ask alice)
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wonderland
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guitar
because John Mayer plays the guitar in "Your body is a wonderland"
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Dick Dale (because it was his birthday recently)
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funny
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Hallmark
Hallmark used to have a section of their website called "Funny, but no" where they would post 'rejected' ideas for cards that were either too stupid or tasteless to sell
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Valentines Day
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massacre
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Boston
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beans
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harvest
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Moon
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eclipse
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Lunar
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wolf
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garou
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confused
whats a garou?
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concussion
a garou is a werewolf in the White Wolf gaming system called "Werewolf." It's what the werewolves call themselves.
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concrete(as in hitting it)
oh, makes sense
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vertebre
Concussions can injure these...
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invertebrates
like some people I know
DISCLAIMER: not anyone here, just to avoid unintentionally insulting or angering people
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fish
it's an invertebrate...
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incorrect
most fish are vertebrates, thats why they are called bony fishes(I think, If I'm wrong then the word up there applys to me)
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correction
Fish are invertebrates. There may be some species that don't apply, but I'm almost positive about this.
P.S. Check your PMs TFO
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english paper(sam did corrected)
I did, and I wont forget
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Egyptian
English paper, Egyptian papyrus (sp?)
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father
as in my father is israeli/north african
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patois (as in that must be a cool Irish, Israeli, English, North African patois you speak at home)
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french(as in I think that word is)
actually we mostly speak a lot of yiddish and hibernian/caledonian at my house, my older sis aja speaks some egyptian though
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toast
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Meal
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corn
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Movies as in popcorn
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braces(popcorn gets stuck in them)
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dentist
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doctor
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Mad
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salvador dali
he once said "the only difference between me and a mad man is that I am not mad"
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disease
mad cow disease...
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illness
what did that have to do with salvador dali!?
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sorry, I must have posted that mad cow disease relpy seconds after you posted...hmmm...so are we going off of illness? ok.
antidote
If a poison gives you an illness, you can fix it with this....most of the time...
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Jones (as in you call him Dr. Jones, Doll)
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Tomb
As in Indiana Jones
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stone
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wonder
stonehenge...the "something-or-other-th" wonder of the world...Max, you know which one it is, I think. Seventh? Eight? Oh well...
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One-ders from the movie That Thing You Do
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hrm...Two-fer
Like a "2 for one" sale at a store...or like twins
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Out
As in out-for-the-count, boxing etc, 1, 2, 3... you get the point
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Absent
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present
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past
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H.G. Wells
wrote Time Machine, and time machines can go into the past...
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Jimmy
the boy who fell in the well, I think...
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eat
yay jimmy eat world
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beef
mmmmm beeeeeef
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vegetarian
AHHH! BEEF!!
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Unlivable
AHHH! VEGETARIAN!!
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truth
as in I cant live without meat
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smoking
I like those "Truth" commercials that talk about how evil the cigarette companies are
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jim carrey
that movie, where his face is all green
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?!?!? Max, will you rationalize your reply...I don't seem to get it...anyway, Jim Carrey...hmmm....
Liar
His movie Liar Liar...
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lawyer
In the movie he's talking about "The Mask" Jim Carrey's signature quote was "Smmmmokin!"
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hehe, thanks fuzzy
witness
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eye
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ball
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red
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rose
yay! morganes back!
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Smells
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nirvanna
smells like team spirit
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Buddah
nirvana; perfect state of enlightenment in which buddah achieved.
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keanu reeves
little buddah(a movie he was in)
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one
Keanu Reeves=Neo=the one...
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Highlander
there can be only one
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Crap
as in both the highlanders and second two matrix movies
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Tommy
referring to the Ookla the Mok song which discusses how everything good turns to crap eventually
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boy
as in tommy boy, one of the funniest movies ever
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Girl
as in opposite of a boy for many very distinct biological reasons...
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woman
girl->woman
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Man
as in oppposite of a man for several very distinct biological reasons...
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super
as in superman
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duper
as in super duper trooper pooper scooper hooper looper snooper super duper...
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dooped
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tricked
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gullible
gullible people are easily tricked
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sister
my sister is very gullible
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brother
a sister is a girl and a brother is a boy and they are opposites...
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chicago
my brother lives in chicago
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skyline
chicago has a beautiful skyline against the sunset. Simply stunning...
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airline
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transportation
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car
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Michigan
an extremely large chunk of our economy is dependant on producing automobiles... in fact, a dangerous amount
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lake(lake michigan)
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Minnesotta
no matter what anybody from Minnesota says we have more lakes than them. It is a proven fact...
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rocky and bullwinkle
they're from frostbite falls, minnesotta
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humour
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upper arm
the bone in your upper arm is called your humorus
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Elbow
the neck bone is connected to the- humorus- the humnorus is connected to the - elbow - the elbow is connected to the....
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ouch(when you hit your"funny bone")
actually the humorus is connected to the scapula(shoulder blade) and the other end is connected to two bones, the radius and the ulna. the elbow is not a bone, it's a joint.
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Fight
I know, but the song poped into my head. You know how long it woulda taken for me to type "the vertabrea...shoulder blade...humorus...connected to forearms split bone which is connected by the - elbow-? Wouldn't of been a great connection...
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club(fight club)
I know but I have the compulsive urge to correct things like that, prolly cuz anatomy(musculoskeletal) is something I know a lot about
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Brad pitt
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Pathetic
My opinion of his acting :)
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troy
his latest movie, also pathetic
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stupidity
I HATE the story of Troy. "Hey she's hot. I think I'll run off with this other man's wife and start a really big war. Too bad I can't think with the head on my shoulders."
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truth
cuz we're(men) kinda stupid like that
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Lies
lies are the opposite of truth for several distint...
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sex, lies, and menopause
a book my mom wrote...
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disbelief
tell me you aren't serious TFO...
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skeptic
100% serious, it's about menopause and cancer and what not, check amazon, the authors name should be "T.S. Wiley" http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0060542330/qid=1084326770/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/102-2132678-6935348?v=glance&s=books
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Misogynist
I'm not going down that path....
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confusion
how did you get mysogynist from that!?
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Insanity
As in, this is driving me insane. You can see the connection between confused people, confusion and insanity right? And as for how I got misogynist... skeptical people become misogynists....
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ditto
driving me crazy too
doesnt misogyny mean hatred of women?
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too
As in, me too. A Mysogynist as I recall, is someone who hates the human race.
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circles
where this is going
I just looked it up, it is hatred of women( it's greek)
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Geometry (sp?)
Really? Damn.. sorry peoples, wrong word, I'll have to find what word I *meant*
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degrees
geometry makes me think of calculating angles.
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heat
degrees make me think of temperature
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Fever
which I currently have. Fun fun fun! :-/
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bacteria
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infection
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cut
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contagion
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monkeys
because I'm always reminded of the movie 'Outbreak'
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Saint
do I really need to explain...
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Monk
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visions
ok, Monk made me thing of the USA tv show, and there's this commercial where Johnny Smith from "The Dead Zone" and the guy from Monk are in it together. It's funny.
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desert
indian vision quesin the desert...
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dessert
two helpings, please...
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cake
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diabetes
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needles
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porcupine
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hedgehog
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sonic ...the hedgehog!
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sonicboom
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big stretch, but....
pirate
pirate ships fire cannons that go BOOM!... ;D
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venice
built by pirates
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ghettosuv...I mean
Mt. Vesuvius
it's in Italy...I think...I should know, because I did a project on it recently...
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ghettosuvius
because it's what we called our model vesuvius
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imagination
because made-up words amuse me
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checker boards
cuz in my imagination that's the predominant motif
ginormeous, funderful, bigtastis, fantabulous etc...
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knight
chess can be played on a checkers board (with different pieces, of course)....
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horse
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Posiodon
who created the first horse, after several attempts, to create the worlds most majestic animal to infatuate Demeter
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neptune
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Jupiter
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saturn
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Uranus
By God, are we gonna go through EVERY known planet? How bout we hit other celestial bodies next! Haley's Comet...
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Chronos
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Cannibal
I always thought those Greek/Roman myths were twisted.
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hannibal
me too
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silence
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loud
sshh...can't you hear all that loud silence?
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thundering
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lightning
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strife
extra points to anyone who gets the reference.
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suffering
threebrain's gonads and strife song?
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pain
Gemm, I'm gonna take a shot at your word...how 'bout this:
lightning comes from clouds, and the main character of Final Fantasy VII is Cloud Strife...
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sword
as oin: Ow you sworded my freakin leg
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Elijah Wood
Frodo's sword Sting...
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keen
ever seen those creepy keen paintings of the little children with giant eyes, thats what he spent most of the movie looking like
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peachy
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cobbler
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pie
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blueberry
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azure
a shade of blue...I think...
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azule
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Quetzalcoatl
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volcano
Because Quetzalcoatl always makes me think of Popocatepetl. Does anyone else thing that Aztec would have been a fun language to speak?
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Obsidian (Only if it meant I could cut out Gemms heart with an obsidian knife and Sacrifice it to the morning sun)
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glass
my friend kevin knows the names of all the astec gods, and he speaks a tiny bit, according to him, the name of their main god translates: hummingbird on the left. which raises the question
On the left of what!?
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sand
on the left hand side of the REAL main god they kept hidden from those freakin' Mayans who always wanted to steal EVERYONES' main gods...dumb mayans... :P
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beach
those filthy mayans ruin everything
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Shark and Bake
(The best darn sandwhich you can ever have on a beach.... EVER)
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Shake n' Bake
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Wake and Bake (WOOO! A shout out to Dr. Teeth and the Sunshine Band!)
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fuzzy bear
"they don't look like presbraterians to me.."
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Schwinn
as in "If frogs couldn't hop I'd be gone with the Schwinn."
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flies
once the tongue goes they're pretty much impossible to catch
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Dying
We're dropping like flies si...
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rotting
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tomatoes
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fried
fried green tomatoes
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Insurance... ;D
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salesman
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death
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inevitable(i'm begining to question this fact)
what about death insurance, it would be the best scam ever you only get paid for if you live longer than I do...
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avoidable
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school
urt is
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Alarm
fire alarm thread, school, aww forget it. I DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO THE LIKES OF YOU!!!
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startle
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gazelle
Monty Python's Flying Circus reference
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antelope
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cantaloupe
mmmmmmmmm....
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melon
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fruitcake
...
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inedible
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inaudible
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sight
it is...
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eyesore
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stie
a blister on the eye
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Cornia
a part of the eye...
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pupil
behind the cornia
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student
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apprentice
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Master
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teacher
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Sensei
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me(kidding)
black belt
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Ku-San-Ku
Kata learned at first degree black in my style
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Haiku
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japan
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Sushi
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octopus
disturbing to eat...
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fido
my sister's pet octopus
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Dinosaur
That scene in jurassic park 2 with the dinosaur and the dog...
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tasty
I've always imagined that they would go very nicely on a sandwich with some mayo
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injection
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lethal
how did you get injection from tasty?
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Plunge
Haven't you ever had a tasty food injection?
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Knife
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Monkey
Just like everything is 66% funnier with monkeys any work said in this thread can be followed by Monkey. Consider it like glue able to bind any words or meanings. Everything begins and ends with Monkeys.
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Monkey
Well, obviously if everything can be followed with "Monkey", "Monkey" can be followed with "Monkey".
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double
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dragon
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dagron
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dyslexia
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hypertension
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assburger's syndrome
mental disorder associated with hypertension and autism
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Mcdonalds
Assburger, sounds like hamburger... mcdonalds
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fat
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americans
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Lawsuit-happy
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lawers
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manipulative
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caniving
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conniving
spelling.... twitch
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correction
thank you
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facility
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bathroom
scuse me, my little buddy here needs to use your facilities
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Out-of-order
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vending mahine
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soda
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soda pop
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...whiz...
Hehe, the onjly word I could think of. In Roal Dahl's The BFG, the "magical" drink they have is called whiz-pop...
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urine
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flush
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Poker
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face
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faceade
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Snowman
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Mutants
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Steak Sauce
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tender
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tenderizer
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pulverizer
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Constructicons
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decepticons
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MEGATRON!
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MEGALAME
as to what the Japanese did to the transformers.
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MEGAMAN
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Megalodon
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GO-ZILLA!!!!
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Gammara
me/ sings "Gammera is really neat, he is filled with turtle meat, we are eating Gammera!"
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Gammet
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gambit
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card
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shark
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tooth
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fairy
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racket
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mafia
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schmafia
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protection
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service
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tennis
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elbow
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funny
funny bone
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comedy
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divine
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junk food(it is)
to error is human, to blame it on somebody else is more human, but to use nouns as verbs, is divine...
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Oh, Max, I know you'll like this one.
Oompa Loompa
do I really have to explain?
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smite
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smote
smote him if you will...but this time do it with a lil more gusto.
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mote
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Thor
He smote people w/ his hammer...Max, why are you mad at me? continue this on PMs
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dust
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eye
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beholder
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rod
rods and cones...
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comfort
I actually wish Psalm 23 weren't so over-used...
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couch
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comfy
ok, it's a lot like the previous one, but my couch is comfy. It has a low arm, so you can rest your head on it and everything.
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chair
again, similar, but I'm thinking about the Spanish Inquisition
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Club
What you could do to someone with a chair, if you wished to injure them moderately.
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music
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maker
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shaper
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sculptor
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marble
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painter
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Refurbish
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Redux
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appocolypse, now. redux
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made-to-order
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infommorcial
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knives
It can saw through this piece of solid metal and remain sharp enough to slice this delicate bread! Amazing!
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tomatoe
look! this knife slices tomatoes so thin, that you can read through them!!
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rotten
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stinky
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ferret
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ferret legging
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Freaky
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bunnies
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Confusion
I'm easily confused, not unlike a sleep deprived rabbit. You'll have to forgive me for such mistakes, or don't, but preferably you will, I think... ???
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Normal
A normal state of events...
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weasel.
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wolverine
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Cyclops
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storm
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Wonder Woman
who, due to voter retardedness, LOST to storm in their fight.
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shazam
who should of beaten super-man in Kingdom Come, but no we had to have a peaceful resolution.
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Joe V. The Volcano
Technically, he DID beat Superman. Supes couldn't move, and Capt. Marvel had him stuck there, bleeding out of his ears. He just chose not to kill Supes.
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16 Tons
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truck
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Sold
as in sold my soul to the company store.
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real estate
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mogul
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Mongol
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horde
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Hidden
you'll never find my magical horde of blueberries. In fact, I can't even find my magical horde of blueberries. Darn gnomes.
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attacker
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Defender
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security
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red shirts
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white flags
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Half staff
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over-worked
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under paid
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help desk
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patsy
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pansy
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lumberjack
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canada
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subjects
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science
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weird
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crazzy
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water
because I'm a D&D geek
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salt
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ocean
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whales
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humpback
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killer
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mod
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pea pod
Fairly OddParents theme song- "really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod."
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gramma.
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grammar
althought I am quite aware that "gramma" is refering to Grandma
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annoying
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Insects
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bugs
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Windsheild
do you really want a description?
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splat
-
see, when it's just the two of you, trading them back and forth? That's not fun for anyone else.
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goo
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gumby
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creepy
I always found Gumby to be creepy and not a great kids thing.
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children
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fun
I like kids...especially fried ;D yeah, gumby always freaked me out too... :o
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daughters
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money
Isn't what they are all about apparently?
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lacking
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slacker.
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missing
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massing
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Flanks
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steak
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Marinate
(2 tbsp honey,1/2 cup worchestershire sauce, 1 cup diced onions, 3 cloves diced garlic, salt 1 tbsp hot hungarian paprika)
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Recipe
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for disaster
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natural
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tree
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Hugger
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hippie
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woodstock
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snoopy
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Dance
Best....Dance.....Ever....
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dog
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big (big dog)
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