Best Quote lately

[Oseleon]

Who else is gonna mow your lawn so you can relax on Sunday afternoon?

[Master Gopher]

I suggest reconsidering.

Yeah, well I'm reconsidering all the time, I just have a general prejudice (actually, small children scare me...)

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

*nod*

cool, cool. Like I said, I didn't like being around kids. I still don't like being around other people's kids (with the exception of my two nieces and a few of my friends' kids). It's really totally different. I'm sure you alread know that, or have at least heard it. It's hard to communicate why until you've partaken.

[Entsuropi]

SE, stop sounding like a drug dealer please.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Come on, Ent. You know you want to eat some babies.

[Master Gopher]

Please guys, keep your dealing to a PM. We don't want to know bout your foul addictions...

[JP Dogberry]

ooh ach, I ate a behbee!

Behbee, it's what's fer dinnah!

Behbee, the other, OTHER white meat!

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I may be hated by the other admins for sharing this, but I couldn't resist. As you know, we are always completely business-like and professional in our admin-only communications. Here's a record of the most recent exchange:

I like cheese. ~Fell

Your mom likes cheese. ~ HoM

Your mum *IS* cheese - Jam

The Cheese is the All Father

Your pants are cheese.

Dude, it's no pants year. You shouldn't be wearing pants. I'm not. ~ Jp

I'm eating mine.

New meaning to "eat my shorts."

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

Now, is that hodgepodged together? Or was that all one conversation with JP taking over the end?

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I don't know who said the unattributed bits. Except for the "All Father" statement. That was me.

[Nicadymus]

"Trust me.  I am a lawyer."

Partner of an allegedly prestigous law firm to a class of first year law students.

[Master Gopher]

Not off-topic or anything, but did you know that the highest rate of yawns per hour was clocked in a first-year calculus class?

And if you did ... Well, something's wrong.

[Oldie Black Witch]

Yeah, something's wrong. You're in the wrong class--you should be in a stats class.

[Master Gopher]

They couldn't measure yawning in stats classes, everyone was snoring too loudly.

[GorgonlaVacaTremendo]

"Most people wouldn't know how to question authority if it was on the other end of a knock-knock joke."