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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #150 on: February 04, 2005, 10:16:27 AM »
ok, ok, i got another one. This regarding hte cancellation of Star Trek: Enterprise

"I'm sure Berman is busy deciding which alien race to make a sex symbol next. Frankly, he should just put a tribble in a bikini. It'll tap the furry audience and give Rush Limbaugh something new to bitch about so he can feel relevant still."

-R.K. Mulholland of Something Positive
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #151 on: February 04, 2005, 10:24:19 PM »
'Comparing most girls to me is like comparing sputnik to a space-borne death laser' - Faye, Questionable Content
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #152 on: February 04, 2005, 11:54:08 PM »
A good friend, while doing a Myers-Briggs Personality test:

"I don't want to give it a name, then I'll have to keep it!!"
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #153 on: February 07, 2005, 02:04:11 PM »
"Abuse in any form is not funny. At least not like anorexia is. Now that's some hilarious s***."

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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #154 on: February 08, 2005, 12:02:09 AM »
Gemm0987: Oh, ok. Now it's all cohesively put.
norroway2: i live to confuse you, gemm
norroway2: since you're the one confusing us most of the time
Gemm0987: heheh
Gemm0987: Actually I live to confuse myself.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #155 on: February 08, 2005, 09:40:26 AM »
that would be awesome if it did'nt suck.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #156 on: February 09, 2005, 10:56:42 AM »
'The last time I was in a hospital was... in Max Payne 2...'
Me, during a roleplaying sesson. The rest of the party gave me slightly horrified looks then explained this foolish idea about 'reality' and 'games'.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #157 on: February 10, 2005, 05:00:07 AM »
Reality = the big blue room with shiny lights in it at night. Generally warmer than elsewhere. Inhabited by n00bs.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #158 on: February 15, 2005, 10:17:17 PM »
RINGTLEMUR: if I can't see things going any way but my way, I'll go far
RINGTLEMUR: or trip, fall on my face and be dragged into telemarketing
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #159 on: February 16, 2005, 05:59:45 AM »
JP - You don't want a boyfriend, what you want is Mr. Spock.: I was never supposed to be a nerd. It was all a beurocratic mishap. I was sup[posed to be a punk.


Spriggan: Hehe, going to file a complaint with God?
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #160 on: February 17, 2005, 05:16:19 AM »

Calvin: "Also, the universe needs a toll-free customer complaints service! I want value for money!"

Hobbes: "But the place is free!"

Calvin: "See, there's another thing. They should have a cover charge to keep out the riff-raff."
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #161 on: February 17, 2005, 11:03:43 AM »
"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."
--- Napoleon Dynamite

(which is fast becoming one of my very favorite movies...)
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #162 on: February 21, 2005, 02:24:50 AM »
I was sitting on the couch doing some good timewasting this afternoon when my three-year-old comes up to me and asked for a drink of water. Ok, it was more like demanding.

"Where's your cup?" I asked. He brought me his sippy cup.
"Now, fill it up!" he whined.
I looked him in the eye. "What's the magic word?"
He thought about it for a moment. "Ca--" He stopped. Then he said "Caput Draconis."

He got his drink immediately.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #163 on: February 22, 2005, 05:02:58 AM »
That's awesome. I've decided I never want kids, but that kinda stopped me in my tracks...
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #164 on: February 22, 2005, 09:20:03 AM »
to anyone who has "decided" never to have kids, I suggest you don't have enough real criteria for making that decision in most cases. I suggest reconsidering.

Just a father's point-of-view. I didn't even LIKE other people's kids. but then I had my own, and I absolutely fell in love.
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