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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #120 on: January 10, 2005, 09:03:42 PM »
Awesome, Skar!
Who said it?
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #121 on: January 10, 2005, 09:08:18 PM »
Wish I knew.  It was unattributed.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #122 on: January 10, 2005, 09:09:46 PM »
Curse you for killing my laziness! Off to Google . . .
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #123 on: January 10, 2005, 09:16:30 PM »
According to Language Thugs, it is unknown or Anonymous, but if attributed at all, it is usually attributed to Booker T. Washington.

I'll stick with Anonymous. He has the best quotes.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #124 on: January 11, 2005, 11:08:27 AM »
I rarely laugh out loud while reading TWG at work, but I laughed at this.

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Morik is eager to post.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #125 on: January 12, 2005, 03:04:12 AM »
I wanted to buy a t-shirt that said that at worldcon, but they didn't have the right sizes left.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #126 on: January 12, 2005, 03:10:30 AM »
Skars quote made me laugh outloud!

Ha

Im putting that one down in my dangling participle file.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #127 on: January 12, 2005, 11:32:31 PM »
And Gemms quote is shear poetry

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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #128 on: January 13, 2005, 01:39:58 AM »
I think that House of Mustard's next book should be based around quotes from Gemm that we like.  The post about the blueberry had me in stitches.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #129 on: January 13, 2005, 06:30:43 PM »
Err... what? If you're talking about the phone, then I was being serious.... Oh dear. I've made a fool of my words without their ever knowing it. My my.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #130 on: January 13, 2005, 07:02:20 PM »
These quotes don't have to be from TWG, right? Because Faith of D101 fame has a great one on her blog today:

Today, heading to the Tim Hortons at lunch, a panhandler approached me and asked for "Spare change so I can buy a gun and make some real money."
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #131 on: January 18, 2005, 10:13:49 AM »

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Silly americans.

We British don't even blink an eye when our bases fall under mortor fire, stiff upper lip old boy!

Unless they hit the teapot, then its blood.


From another forum, discussing members in iraq.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #132 on: January 20, 2005, 09:32:58 AM »
Paris Hilton's representive talking about a recent hacker reading her e-mails.

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"It's one thing to have people looking at your sex tapes, but having people reading your personal e-mails is a real invasion of privacy."


The jokes practicaly write themselfs.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #133 on: January 20, 2005, 09:44:34 AM »
i.... i .... i'm speachless.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #134 on: January 22, 2005, 02:52:37 AM »
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