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New James Bond!
« on: October 11, 2005, 03:55:32 PM »
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Re: New James Bond!
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2005, 04:29:22 PM »
All the pictures I can find make him look more like a Doctor Who than a James Bond, but he'll do.
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Re: New James Bond!
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2005, 04:22:08 AM »
Huh.  Wonder why none of the news services over here have mentioned this story yet.
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Re: New James Bond!
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2005, 02:01:45 PM »
It will depend on how good the next Bond movie is to determine if a new James Bond actor will be accepted. Also, he has to be able to say "Bond, James Bond" correctly because everyone knows how it is suppose to be said.
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Re: New James Bond!
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2005, 12:01:41 PM »
Daniel Craig gives me the creeps.

Eric Bana is so much hotter, but the articles were saying he wasn't handsome enough. How irritating. I mean, did you see him in Troy? Wow!

This article is hilarious, and I think shows Craig's true 'genious':

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/9546090/
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Re: New James Bond!
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2005, 08:22:55 PM »
Not to undermine your point, but don't you find it ironic that you misspelled "genius"?
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Re: New James Bond!
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2005, 10:47:49 PM »
Bwaahahaha. No. Clearly I didn't realize that. Over-corrected myself.
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Re: New James Bond!
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2006, 11:17:04 AM »
The new Bond girl has been announced: Eva Green

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Re: New James Bond!
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2006, 01:12:19 PM »
She doesn't seem like a typical Bond girl. She has an interesting, sweet, girl-next-door kind of look. At least in the photo they provided--I haven't seen any of the movies she's in.

But he doesn't seem like the typical Bond--so maybe they're trying something new.
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Re: New James Bond!
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2006, 02:40:02 PM »
Or maybe they are just jerks that are supervising the killing, and body-defiling of a classic series.
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Re: New James Bond!
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2006, 02:48:14 PM »
Are we using 'classic bond' in the same way we use 'classic star trek'? IE, to indicate that it was a pile of tripe that only looked good because it was the 60's and everyone was on drugs?
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Re: New James Bond!
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2006, 09:42:31 PM »
You don't like the old James Bond movies?
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Re: New James Bond!
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2006, 10:37:55 PM »
Is that a trick question?
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Re: New James Bond!
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2006, 02:31:36 AM »
You don't like the old Star Trek?
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Re: New James Bond!
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2006, 12:00:38 PM »
Ewwww!!

Wasn't he 'nude' in Tomb Raider? I don't find him sexy enough to find this appealing in any way. He's too creepy.
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