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Title: Worst Food Lately
Post by: Faster Master St. Pastor on May 01, 2006, 03:26:38 AM
Cut up kiwis with nearly all of the juice sucked out of them, they tasted like paper and had no flavoring.  :(
Title: Re: Worst Food Lately
Post by: Shrain on May 01, 2006, 02:54:49 PM
Does this mean that a bunch of kiwi vamps are out there lurking around, just waiting to suck all the kiwi fruits dry? *trembles*
Title: Re: Worst Food Lately
Post by: FirstMateJack on May 01, 2006, 03:00:39 PM
Hmmm.. You two just gave me a great idea, a Strainer straw!!!

A straw with a strainer, so you can suck out all the juice (the good part) and throw the rest away!!
Title: Re: Worst Food Lately
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on May 01, 2006, 05:22:58 PM
The vampire rabbit strikes again.

You know I don't think I've had any *bad* food lately. Mediocre food, certainly, but not horrible.
Title: Re: Worst Food Lately
Post by: Parker on May 01, 2006, 05:38:00 PM
I think the problem with a strainer straw would be that it would get clogged all the time.  Kind of hard to suck when your straw's full of the "bad stuff."
Title: Re: Worst Food Lately
Post by: FirstMateJack on May 01, 2006, 05:48:03 PM
By jove.. You're right!!......We'll have to attach a tiny blender to the end.
Title: Re: Worst Food Lately
Post by: blcdrayco on May 01, 2006, 06:51:27 PM
I almost thought I was the only one who thought of "buniccula" as soon as I read the first post.  Good book.
Title: Re: Worst Food Lately
Post by: Faster Master St. Pastor on May 03, 2006, 09:29:12 AM
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Does this mean that a bunch of kiwi vamps are out there lurking around, just waiting to suck all the kiwi fruits dry? *trembles*


No, it means my sister has no idea that fruits are ready to be consumed right out of the skin and need no preparing.
Title: Re: Worst Food Lately
Post by: Shrain on May 03, 2006, 03:52:02 PM
...and you're not going to clue her in, I take it? tsk, tsk. heh.
Title: Re: Worst Food Lately
Post by: drum2dadrum on May 18, 2006, 01:46:44 AM
I recently had realll bad food... its called plaster.
Title: Re: Worst Food Lately
Post by: Faster Master St. Pastor on May 18, 2006, 02:58:27 AM
Are you on drugs?

No, seriously, every post I've read of yours makes almost no sense at all, and thats saying something when you have my brother.
Title: Re: Worst Food Lately
Post by: The Jade Knight on May 22, 2006, 10:24:39 PM
I wish more people knew how to cook.  Young people just never get taught anything these days.
Title: Re: Worst Food Lately
Post by: The Lost One on May 22, 2006, 10:46:30 PM
Learnig to cook take a lot of time and bad food. Normal schools don't have the resources to teach anyone how to cook well these days. So I wouldn't expect young people to be able to cook (unless their parents force it upon them).
Title: Re: Worst Food Lately
Post by: Brenna on May 22, 2006, 11:35:20 PM
Why would parents have to force children to cook? I guess if the parents don't like to cook, then maybe, but otherwise, it's just sharing something that's fun (with tasty results).
Title: Re: Worst Food Lately
Post by: The Jade Knight on May 23, 2006, 12:19:52 AM
I made very little "bad food" while learning to cook.  The key is to find good recipes, and then focus on one cuisine until you know what goes into it to make good food the way it does.
Title: Re: Worst Food Lately
Post by: FirstMateJack on May 24, 2006, 04:58:43 PM
I think there isn't anything that could be considered a food that I wouldn't be willing to try, at least once. (serisously, if I was on fear factor, I would eat, hold, lay in... anything they gave me I have no fear of that... but when it comes to heights.... I'm a baby)

Title: Re: Worst Food Lately
Post by: Lord_Fancywrists on May 26, 2006, 02:35:10 AM
I had some Thai food last week.

Could hardly stand up the next morning and had "explosive" digestive problems if you know what I mean.

NEVER eating Thai food ever again. Even if it's really good, because I'd just keep associating it with that time.