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Title: I declare myself a super customer.
Post by: Linternet on September 15, 2006, 02:37:17 PM

I just bought a second copy of Elantris because I went to reread parts of it, left it on my coffee table, and woke up this morning to find that my dogs thought the book tasted better than the Kibbles and Bits I feed them.

Title: Re: I declare myself a super customer.
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on September 15, 2006, 02:43:35 PM

ah... see brandon? It *does* pay to have my ninja monkeys train dogs to destroy your books on sight. And you thought it motivated by jealousy. I'm just looking out for your interest.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to take a pack of Dobermans to the neighborhood Borders.

Title: Re: I declare myself a super customer.
Post by: EUOL on September 15, 2006, 05:19:10 PM

No use trying to make me feel better, SE. We all know who was behind this terrible act.


SCALZIE!!!

Title: Re: I declare myself a super customer.
Post by: Spriggan on September 15, 2006, 05:47:28 PM

So SE is an agent of Scalzi!  That explains so much and means Scalzi was gunning for EUOL for many years now.

Title: Re: I declare myself a super customer.
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on September 15, 2006, 08:16:26 PM

how do you know he didn't just buy me off recently...


er...

I mean.....