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Title: PS2 Cheats
Post by: German_Hamburger on January 20, 2006, 06:09:02 PM

I love cheats so much I made this


commander German_hamburger
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: Spriggan on January 20, 2006, 06:17:12 PM
Congratulations you've made a forum post, that must have taken you a lot of effort.
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: German_Hamburger on January 20, 2006, 06:19:41 PM
Shut up or ill use the ultimate insult (escape from monkey island) on you.
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: Tage on January 20, 2006, 07:00:36 PM
Do you... speak English? I mean, those words are English, but I'm having trouble constructing any sort of meaning out of them.
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: Mr_Pleasington on January 21, 2006, 08:38:56 AM
Entropy...Paging Entropy...

Newbie smackdown needed in isle two.
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: Marche100 on January 21, 2006, 06:08:18 PM
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Shut up or ill use the ultimate insult (escape from monkey island) on you.


Umm...That guys a admin.... :-X
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: MAa_sprig_smells on January 23, 2006, 04:05:53 PM
I am new here and from what I have seen I do not like this website too much. But as this forum is of great interest to me I would like to put on a cheat.


James Bond Nightfire
All levels - Passport.

I'm sorry but I have forgotten the other cheats.

P.s This hamburger person seems awful. Is there any way of blocking him?
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: Tage on January 23, 2006, 04:38:16 PM
Haha, how cute. Uh, you *do* know that we log IPs, right?
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: Archon on January 23, 2006, 04:56:29 PM
Hey, is this the artist formerly known as German_Hamburger? Fancy meeting him here.
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: Tage on January 23, 2006, 05:50:56 PM
It is, in fact. Sorry to ruin the surprise for anyone.
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: Harbinger on January 23, 2006, 10:47:18 PM
Good thing I was sitting down when I read that. I was so shocked I nearly fell over.
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: Archon on January 24, 2006, 12:52:21 AM
That was pretty slick, Hamburglar. Good thing you didn't give it away with that whole reference to hating Sprig right in your name. For that matter, great psychology on insulting yourself so that we wouldn't associate you with your alter ego. Aren't you just a superb little criminal mastermind?
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: Spriggan on January 24, 2006, 06:32:42 AM
wow only the Master of Newbie Smackdown for about 3 months and I allready have hate ma...er...usernames, eat your heart out Entropy!
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: cyan10101 on January 24, 2006, 03:58:01 PM
I am so confused.  But now all your base are belong to us!!  mwuahahaha! Someone set us up the bomb.
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: Harbinger on January 25, 2006, 02:29:11 AM
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That was pretty slick, Hamburglar.


So I wasn't the only one calling him that in my head.
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: German_Hamburger on February 11, 2006, 05:49:00 PM
Well, after a long time off I would like to announce my return to Time-Waster's Guide. I will of course be taking on my other ego, so in other words I will not be an annoying idiot like i used to be. I have also decided to post a message on a page looked over by Spriggan, who I so nastily insulted, sorry. Oh and by the way I thought i had better add on to the post that I wrote as Maa.
Pick Level
Put in the code PASSPORT
Demolition mode
Put in the code TNT
Get protect Mode:
Put in the code GUARDIAN
Get Uplink Mode:
Put in the code TRANSMIT
Unlock Explosive Scenery:
Put in the code BOOM
Get Teamwork Koth Mode:
Put in the code TEAMWORK
Goldeneye Strike:
Put in the code Orbit
Assassination Mode:
Put in the code SCOPE
Get Equinox Level:
Put in the code VACUUM
Get Faster Laser:
Put in the code PHOTON
Unlock Max Zorin for Multiplayer:
Put in the code BLIMP
Unlock Oddjob for Multiplayer:
Put in the code BOWLER
Unlock Goldfinger for Multiplayer:
Put in the code MIDAS
Unlock Christmas Jones for Multiplayer:
Put in the code NUCLEAR
Unlock Miss Galore for Multiplayer:
Put in the code CIRCUS
Unlock Jaws for Multiplayer:
Put in the code DENTAL
Unlock SCARAMANGA for Multiplayer:
Put in the code ASSASSIN
Unlock Baron Samedi for Multiplayer:
Put in the code VOODOO
Unlock Xenia for Multiplayer:
Put in the code JANUS
Unlock Tuxedo for Multiplayer:
Put in the code BLACKTIE
Unlock Stronger Tranquilizers:
Put in the code SLEEPY
Unlock Sniper Level:
Put in the code MELTDOWN
Unlock Golden Gun:
Put in the code TARGET
All multiplayer Characters:
Put in the code Party
Larger Sniper Rifle Clip:
Put in the code MAGAZINE
Unlock Countdown Level:
Put in the code BLASTOFF
Larger Sniper Rifle Clip:
Put in the code MAGAZINE
Unlock Renard for Multiplayer:
Put in the code HEADCASE


German_Hamburger
The not so annoying person

PS: Marche100, its an admin not a admin. Oh and thank you to everyone for the excellant nickname.
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on February 13, 2006, 09:21:50 AM
You were gone?

wait, let me back up.

You were here before?
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: Spriggan on February 13, 2006, 09:24:23 AM
Who are you again? Don't seam to remember any Hamburglar.

He likes German Hamburgers, I bet he doesn't know what real German Hamburgers are.  Here's a hint it's raw ground beef with a raw egg on top...mmmmmm...raw protein.
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: Tage on February 13, 2006, 05:04:26 PM
I'm still not sure what the cheat things are even about, but at least I can read it this time.
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: Harbinger on February 13, 2006, 06:47:34 PM
Or he's referring to the people from Hamburg.
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: The Bot on February 26, 2006, 03:18:11 PM
Funny how his post is so long, and yet so useless. All I could see was some obvious subtle grovelling.

Meh, what a pile of rubbish!
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: JP Dogberry on February 26, 2006, 05:41:57 PM
What is this, the thread of idiot newbies to post idiotness?
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: The Bot on March 01, 2006, 03:30:47 AM
I'm no idiot, and I've tried for ages to be a good member. But when people have a go at me just for posting, it strikes me that I'm not the problem, it's the people who hate all newbies that are the problem.
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: Spriggan on March 01, 2006, 03:54:49 AM
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I'm no idiot, and I've tried for ages to be a good member. But when people have a go at me just for posting, it strikes me that I'm not the problem, it's the people who hate all newbies that are the problem.


Agreed.  I feel things have been getting a little too hostile around here lately.  I have no problem with getting on people's cases who ignore the rules, are whiny, and invite the attacks.  But for those new people that are trying to be a good member we should cut some slack, Bot has been here for almost 2 months and has filled in fine.  I'm not going to say you can't make fun of him, or tease him, but lets stop with the "he's been here less time then me so he must be stupid" argument.
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: Entsuropi on March 01, 2006, 08:43:35 AM
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Agreed.  I feel things have been getting a little too hostile around here lately.  I have no problem with getting on people's cases who ignore the rules, are whiny, and invite the attacks.  But for those new people that are trying to be a good member we should cut some slack, Bot has been here for almost 2 months and has filled in fine.  I'm not going to say you can't make fun of him, or tease him, but lets stop with the "he's been here less time then me so he must be stupid" argument.


Quoted for truth. Contrary to what some people think, not everyone needs to be smacked down.
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: The Bot on March 01, 2006, 08:51:19 AM
I agree, and would like to comment that I think the "Pokemon" thread was a combination of irritating posts and overreaction. I certainly agree with Spriggan's decision to lock the thread.
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: JP Dogberry on March 02, 2006, 03:04:05 AM
I wasn't actually referring to you, bot, but nevermind.
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: The Bot on March 02, 2006, 03:07:29 AM
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I wasn't actually referring to you, bot, but nevermind.


Ok. Then it shows that I automatically think of myself as an idiot newbie!
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: JP Dogberry on March 02, 2006, 03:29:58 AM
Oh, I think of you as an idiot newbie too, but you wern't who I was talking about. The ones I were talking about were the ones who were so idiotic you seemed like Davinchi. Unlike them, you may actually one day turn into a productive member and can actually string a sentance together - both promising traits.


Hopefully everyone can see the heavy comic tone of this post. In case not, here is a smiley. Look at the pretty Smiley! Look at the pretty smiley!


:)
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: The Bot on March 02, 2006, 03:34:28 AM
I like smiley... Must get smiley...
:)
SMILEY!
;D
BIGGER SMILEY!
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 02, 2006, 09:17:56 AM
fewer smileys please.
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: The Bot on March 02, 2006, 02:46:41 PM
But I'm a smiley person!  :)
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: Parker on March 02, 2006, 06:52:46 PM
Can we just let this thread die already?  Yes, I know I'm contributing to it by adding this thread, but we're on page 3 of what was a stupid post to begin with, and I'm sick of thinking there's something to read in Video Games, only to find out it's more noob/smiley discussion.  Maybe I'm just grumpy because I have a headache, but I've been thinking this for a while.

And that's all I have to say about that.
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: JP Dogberry on March 03, 2006, 01:37:11 AM
You look grumpy. I think you need a smiley.

;D

Yes, I'm cruel and annoying.
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: The Bot on March 03, 2006, 03:32:35 AM
I suppose it wouldn't be too sad to just get rid of this thread.

To show it's not too sad, here's a smiley!

 :D
Title: Re: PS2 Cheats
Post by: Tage on March 03, 2006, 12:22:38 PM
verschlossen