You're permitted precisely 7.5 seconds of fanboy/girlism, but any longer than that and security will escort you out.
You're also limited to one squee per signing. Subsequent squees result in the above.
Wow... for serial? Is there a penalty for just acting normal?
Yellow card. Two and you're out for the match. You only get the tarring and feathering if you act normal when you're talking to Brandon.
I'm going to have to do some serious prioritizing and whittle it down to one or two essentials. Hopefully I don't spend my 25 seconds drooling and trying to remember my name.
Oh, that happened to me the first time I met him (the HoA tour).
Brandon: Who should I make it out to?
Me: T-t-t-t-t-titus. *uncontrolled creepy grin*
Brandon: Oookay. *scoots his chair a safe distance away*
Don't tell nobody, but I've found that if you wait until the end of the signing, you can sometimes get some proper interrogation in. I've also heard that if you offer to buy him dinner, he will sometimes accept.
Oh, and tell him that you're a Time Waster. We are his Abercrombie uber-zombie generals and he loves us even more than the cannon fodder (which is a lot, for those of you who haven't been following his blog).
EDIT: Note that my grin was creepy only because I had lost most muscular control in the presence of Brandon and the ever classy David Wolverton. My muscles were running on an OFF/ON status, so I walked like a toy soldier and my jaw moved like a ventriloquist's dummy's.