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Re: These Stupid Titles V
« Reply #390 on: May 31, 2006, 10:39:56 AM »
Why do you think he's depressed?
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Re: These Stupid Titles V
« Reply #391 on: May 31, 2006, 01:55:11 PM »
/me sings "I'm in the money...." and shows FMP a big roll of greenbacks.
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Re: These Stupid Titles V
« Reply #392 on: June 05, 2006, 01:21:52 AM »
I'm posting this just to see what my new title is. I feel dirty.

Which, I guess, is appropriate, given that I'm now robbing graves.
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Re: These Stupid Titles V
« Reply #393 on: June 14, 2006, 10:57:22 PM »
Do you offer body parts at a discount? Now that I'm a surgeon and all, I was thinking of emulating my idol, Dr. Frakenstein. So hows about it? Do we have a deal?
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Re: These Stupid Titles V
« Reply #394 on: June 14, 2006, 11:00:05 PM »
I can plant the bodies in the ground for you
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Re: These Stupid Titles V
« Reply #395 on: June 14, 2006, 11:15:56 PM »
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Do you offer body parts at a discount? Now that I'm a surgeon and all, I was thinking of emulating my idol, Dr. Frakenstein. So hows about it? Do we have a deal?


Absolutely. What do you need? Special deal, this week only, on broken hearts.
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Re: These Stupid Titles V
« Reply #396 on: June 15, 2006, 10:41:59 AM »
Broken?! What kind of fool do you take me for? I wasn't made a surgeon yesterday! Oh, uh, nevermind. I was. BUT that's beside the point. I need hearts that'll work when I jump start 'em.

Jeffe, your services of crime scene nullification will be greatly appreciated.
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Re: These Stupid Titles V
« Reply #397 on: June 15, 2006, 09:27:14 PM »
Oh, I have regular hearts, too. It's just that I have the special price for the broken ones. Real popular with the "country and western" set.
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Re: These Stupid Titles V
« Reply #398 on: June 16, 2006, 11:23:40 AM »
/me chuckles.

They're in good supply over here too. But I'll take a liver or two. Some eyeballs (blue and green only), and three pairs of lungs. Oh, and five good brains.

First order in!
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Re: These Stupid Titles V
« Reply #399 on: June 16, 2006, 02:47:50 PM »
right... I'll just go pay the butchers bill.
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Re: These Stupid Titles V
« Reply #400 on: June 16, 2006, 08:06:08 PM »
Good man.

Harbinger, where's my organs!? Chop, chop!
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Re: These Stupid Titles V
« Reply #401 on: June 18, 2006, 02:58:53 PM »
Sorry, my assistant, Igor, took an extended lunch.
I'm in Utah, so quality livers and lungs are no problem.
As far as eyeballs go, I have plenty of blue, but only one green (don't ask).
Hmm, "good" brains. Depends on your definition. I have some that belonged to politicians (like new!), will those work?
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Re: These Stupid Titles V
« Reply #402 on: June 18, 2006, 03:11:51 PM »
You wouldn't recognize a good corpse if it stumbled up and ate your brains!  I'm going to put you and your hack job operations out of business, this is coming from the FBI.
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Re: These Stupid Titles V
« Reply #403 on: June 18, 2006, 04:19:06 PM »
Frozen Body Inspectors?
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Re: These Stupid Titles V
« Reply #404 on: June 19, 2006, 09:12:03 AM »
Last night I dreamt that there was an Air Force Base down the street, with their on base housing across the highway as sort of a second compound. The reason that this is related is that in this dream Jeffe and I were going door to door in the on base housing playing a practical joke: we claimed there was a virus that had infected a couple hundred people on the base that made them look and act like zombies.
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