Timewaster's Guide Archive
General => Rants and Stuff => Topic started by: Miyabi on August 26, 2008, 06:29:57 AM
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OK so the whole point of this thread is that someone is bugging the heck out of me. So I just wanted to make a little game.
It's simple. Your posts goes "People who . . . [fill in the blank] . . . make me [fill in the blank]"
I'll start. I have two ATM.
People who come onto sites and act like they can demand stuff and don't take others and reality into consideration make me want to kick babies.
People who come to a site and post a ton of new topics in the wrong places, in the wrong ways, or that are just stupid make me want to cut myself and give up on life.
haha.
I feel better now. . . who's next?
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People whom make blanket statements about people of a certain race, religion, or WoW character class :D make me want to dip them into a tub of sulfuric acid. :o
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People who post such things make me want to scream in terror and hide in the basement ;)
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People who write all their posts in green lettering make me want to buy a black and white monitor. ;)
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People who set the Linux default to light blue background with white text make me want to buy Windows.
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People who ask for advice in communities on the internet for things they could just google make me want to throw large, weighty encyclopedias at their head.
Why do people do this?
Google won't actually mock you if you don't know something.
People in communities? Will.
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People who say "Old English" when they really mean Early Modern English make me want to beat them over the head with my Riverside Shakespeare.
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I assume you are talking Old English as in what Beowulf was originally written in as being REALLY Old English?
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Yes. Or if there's Middle English involved I could beat them with my husband's Chaucer.
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People who are me make me want to punch myself in the groin until I learn my lesson.
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People who leave their blinker on while driving on the freeway make me want to cut their break lines.
Also people who are able to write/post very grammatically make me want to go back to middle school English class an slap my teacher.
And seriously, I had to spell check this post and I did find errors.
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(GreenMonsta, aren't you glad you don't have grammar check nudging you to change "break" to "brake and "an" to "and"?)
People who speed make me want to drive slowly in front of them, in order to enforce the speed limit (or at least to aggravate them into rear-ending me and paying huge insurance premiums).
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In reality I think I would like to have the gramme check, that way I wouldn't come off as slow. But as it is I don't realize my errors unless someone points them out at me so I guess I can handle it most of the time.
People who drive the same speed as the car in the lane next to them creating a traveling roadblock that is impossible to pass make me want to create a full sized battle bot and drive it down the highway.
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In reality I think I would like to have the gramme check, that way I wouldn't come off as slow.
OK Note : I'm just teasing Green, don't take any offense.
THAT IS CLASSIC!
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None takin, Im as aware of my gramatical shortcomings as you are. They dont bother me too much, at least not enouph to really do anything about it.
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I was just pointing out that WHILE talking about grammar you spelled something wrong. It was like the other day when I typed "I can't ty]e today." ha ha.
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Oh I see.
Anyway.
People who pay their music loudly while riding the train make me wanna commit mass murder.
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People who are disrespectful/inconsiderate of their neighbors irritate the heck out of me. One would think after the cops had been called on them twice in the past two weeks they'd not stomp around, scream across the parking lot from windows, slam doors, play music so loud, or a number of other things. >:(
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One might think this to be true until proved wrong I assume.
People who feign ignorance because they know their wrong and cant admit it make me want to learn how to tie a noose and use it on myself.
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People who blare their rap music out of their open car windows make me want to blare a bombastic Brahms symphony right back at them.