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Re: Please Save Paul
« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2004, 02:55:10 AM »
I don't think it has anything to do with a young lady. It's probably some kid in the neighborhood, or a kid who knows someone who knows you. The kid probably found out they couldn't keep the fish for whatever reason and decided to leave it on your doorstep.

Using a fish to meet someone is just dorky. I doubt Paul agreed to be used that way.
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Re: Please Save Paul
« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2004, 11:15:33 AM »
I admit it: the fish was from me.  I just get so star struck around famous people -- especially authors.
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Re: Please Save Paul
« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2004, 12:46:46 PM »
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Using a fish to meet someone is just dorky. I doubt Paul agreed to be used that way.


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Re: Please Save Paul
« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2004, 12:54:24 PM »
I'd like to add, in my defense, I was also out of town that weekend and heard about the fish the same time EUOL did.
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Re: Please Save Paul
« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2004, 06:44:45 PM »
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If it were me, well, I would probably be very interested in discovering who sent me the fish. I'd be displeased with the roommates for their negligence, and express said displeasure to them. (Not so much about the fish but the email thing.) And I'd do whatever it took to find out who the person was.


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Re: Please Save Paul
« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2004, 07:03:10 PM »
See now, since I was gone, then you were gone, then Earl went to Chicago, I think we can squarely place all blame on Micah. Clearly he's the only one left.
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Re: Please Save Paul
« Reply #21 on: July 19, 2004, 07:05:24 PM »
Hum.  Good point.  I second the motion.
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Re: Please Save Paul
« Reply #22 on: July 23, 2004, 09:58:56 AM »
I've been refished.

After receiving several very uninformative emails from the phantom person, I received a betta in a bowl on my doorstep last night.

So, the hunt is on!  Let's work on this, my brainy forum-going friends.  How do we locate this person who thinks themself so clever?

What we know:
*  We have 3 emails.  Two with IP addresses traced back to BYU, one with an IP traced to "Utah Comcast."
*  Two of the emails were sent right around 5:00 pm (both from BYU.)  Getting out of class at 4:50, perhaps?  Or, does the person work on BYU campus, and is checking their email before they leave work?
* The last email was sent at 2:30am on a Friday morning.  Obviously, the person is a night-owl.  They also may not have to rise very early on Fridays.

* We have two 'notes' given by the person.  Both printed by an inkjet printer.  One was attached to a colorful bit of scrapbooking-style paper, and was in the form of a perfect limerick (with a comma error corrected in blue pen.)  An English major, perhaps?
* We have one betta fish, named Roy, who has so far been decidedly closed-mouthed about his origins.
* His bowl had half of a sticky barcode on it, the only legible letters saying "ng Company" with a trademark symbol after it.  (Might be an mg--or something else.  The first letter is torn in half.)
* The second note, titled "An Elegy for Paul," talks about the fish that died.  In it, the author genders herself as a 'girl.'  There is a photograph, assumedly of Paul, at the bottom of the note.  He's sitting in his bowl on a white table, with some indiscernible objects behind it.  The photograph has "Kodak Inkjet Paper" written on the back, but it looks just like a regular glossy photo.

* The person is at least internet savvy enough to set up a dummy Yahoo account.  They may not know, however, that IP's can be traced.  Anyone have any idea if we could get a specific address/terminal from one of these numbers?
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Re: Please Save Paul
« Reply #23 on: July 23, 2004, 10:15:36 AM »
my theory is one of your CW students stalking you.

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Re: Please Save Paul
« Reply #24 on: July 23, 2004, 11:45:03 AM »
if it's from BYU I don't think you'll be ever able to track down a specific terminal.  Usealy the ISP's are randomly assained.  BUT, you do know Devin who, as you might remember, works for BYU's IT services.
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Re: Please Save Paul
« Reply #25 on: July 23, 2004, 11:54:14 AM »
Oooo....

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Re: Please Save Paul
« Reply #26 on: July 23, 2004, 11:59:33 AM »
Dex Online lists 11 pet stores in Provo and surrounding areas, none of which has the word "Company" in the title.

There are, however, two "Trading Companies" close to BYU -- Chao's Trading Company (Oriental Goods), and Florida Keys Trading Company (I don't know what they sell).
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Re: Please Save Paul
« Reply #27 on: July 23, 2004, 12:02:05 PM »
I don't know that this will help us track them down. Unlike in cop shows, most proprieters aren't going to remember everyone who came in to buy a fish bowl.

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Re: Please Save Paul
« Reply #28 on: July 23, 2004, 12:11:06 PM »
They would if we told them we we're from a cop show.
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Re: Please Save Paul
« Reply #29 on: July 23, 2004, 12:13:56 PM »
Sorry.  Not being in Provo, looking things up on dexonline is the best I can do.
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