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Re: Corrupt a wish foundation.
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2006, 06:09:27 PM »
You can make faces like the smileys, but your face is so horribly disfigured that everyone thinks you are threatening them.

I wish that I had telikineisis.
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Re: Corrupt a wish foundation.
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2006, 06:19:19 PM »
Telikenesis is a TV show, as opposed to the psychic ability (Telekinesis).

I wish I was a real boy.
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Re: Corrupt a wish foundation.
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2006, 07:50:23 PM »
You are a real boy, but your only friend is a cricket.

I wish I had a delicious pizza.
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Re: Corrupt a wish foundation.
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2006, 08:07:31 PM »
Unfortunately the pizza gives you terrible gas.

I wish I knew how to code websites.
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Re: Corrupt a wish foundation.
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2006, 11:45:44 PM »
You know how to code websites, but only ones involving paper manufacturing.

I wish I could understand Latin.
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Re: Corrupt a wish foundation.
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2006, 12:59:39 AM »
You can understand latin, and are saddend when you realize that all traces of latin writing in the world is destroyed by a bizarre highly connected religious cult.

I want a pony.
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Re: Corrupt a wish foundation.
« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2006, 01:16:29 AM »
You get a pony, who throws you from his back and you are paralyzed for the rest of your life.

I wish I ran my own library.
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Re: Corrupt a wish foundation.
« Reply #22 on: April 02, 2006, 01:24:15 AM »
You run a library, but in a tragic accident with falling books are crippled and have to run it over the internet, never able to touch another book again because of an complex developed in said accident.

I wish I was the most famous general of all time.
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Re: Corrupt a wish foundation.
« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2006, 04:20:06 AM »
You're General Mills.

I wish I were asleep.
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Re: Corrupt a wish foundation.
« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2006, 04:38:01 AM »
You are asleep, in fact you have always been alseep and your whole life is just one big dream/nightmare. You body is really being used as a battery to support an alien TV remote.

I wish I were nice.
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Re: Corrupt a wish foundation.
« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2006, 06:34:38 AM »
You get too nice and everyone you meet either falls in love with you or gets incredibly annoyed with you.

I wish I was famous.
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Re: Corrupt a wish foundation.
« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2006, 03:04:40 PM »
You are on American Idol.

I wish I had a dragoon.
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Re: Corrupt a wish foundation.
« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2006, 05:27:37 PM »
You get a dragoon,  bad miniture knock-off of the dragon. It breaths cigarette smoke and looks like a poorly fish. Aw.

I wish I had a beautiful, clever, funny  girlfriend who never cheated on me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish foundation.
« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2006, 05:31:33 PM »
You do, but then she breaks up with you and goes out with your little brother.

I wish I was able to fly an airplane.
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Re: Corrupt a wish foundation.
« Reply #29 on: April 02, 2006, 10:04:34 PM »
You can fly a plane, just no one will let you have  license or go anywhere near controls of a plane because of the other incident. You know the one. And you don't know how to land a plane.

I wish I had a really nice Kobe beef steak cooked perfectly.

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