Dear Frigid:
man, you're cold.
My first question would be to ask how he was dressed. If he's dressed well, let him do his weirdo hand thing. It will get other men interested in you, and then you can destroy him with all the power you've gained.
If he wasn't dressed well, then snub him publically and let him deal with the shame of having been rejected. Always remember this power women have over men and abuse it as often as possible.
-Dr. SÉ
Dear Serial Women Killer:
In situations like these, there's a simple rule I follow: "It's not stalking unless she sees you standing outside her window 3 times a day."
I mean, it's not like you know her DNA type and her Credit Card numbers, right? (Right?)
However, if you want to score with the ladies, do what they want. This is a weird rule, because they also want to be independent. So you have to make it look like you're doing what she wants because YOU WANT to do it. Then there's the next step, which is you're doing what she wants because you want what she wants. There's like 7 or 8 more layers to that, but it only gets more confusing.
In other words, you're not going to score by refusing her demands. So <insert sound of whip cracking> do what she wants.
Unless the status quo amuses you. Amusement is the highest value here.
-Dr. SÉ
Dear Angry Scientist:
Why are you so angry? Did these mice put itching powder in your jock strap or something? (heheh, just thinking of that gives me giggles).
You should forgive the mice, but the first rule is to get rid of the competition and the evidence. sending the evidence to australia won't do it (for instance, my ninjas will intercept and black mail). Eat the rats. No, not to the snake. Eat them yourself. I recommend a fricasee.
-Dr. SÉ
ok, sorry, it was weak, if i come up with better, I'll edit. At least I got the ninjas in for ONE of the responses
