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Title: SHEEEEEP!
Post by: drum2dadrum on May 18, 2006, 01:37:38 AM

I just had the worse day ever. Ok i was like minding my own business when a sheep came up to me. So, I was kind of confused cause why the hell is there a sheep in the middle of the road. So i pet it, and stripped it of its cotton... I like cotton... and then it bit me. I mean what the hell... I totally think all sheep should be killed one by one, untill only one sheep exists. Then we mate it with a cat and have a super human race of cat-sheep. Now that's a cool animal.

Title: Re: SHEEEEEP!
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on May 18, 2006, 02:23:25 AM

Ooh, do I get to do this one?

First of all, since I'm 85% sure you're not a bot, welcome to the forum.  Before you post any more meaningless and annoying messages, please read the FAQ

http://www.timewastersguide.com/boards/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=news;action=display;num=1080380396

and then introduce yourself

http://www.timewastersguide.com/boards/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=news;action=display;num=1051196804

Title: Re: SHEEEEEP!
Post by: Faster Master St. Pastor on May 18, 2006, 02:42:45 AM

And remember to post this kind of thing in the grumpiness (http://www.timewastersguide.com/boards/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=rantage;action=display;num=1144337110) thread.

Title: Re: SHEEEEEP!
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on May 18, 2006, 02:56:50 AM

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And remember to post this kind of thing in the grumpiness (http://www.timewastersguide.com/boards/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=rantage;action=display;num=1144337110) thread.

Well yes - either that or the  Surreal Reality (http://www.timewastersguide.com/boards/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=rantage;action=display;num=1147148434) thread.

Title: Re: SHEEEEEP!
Post by: 42 on May 18, 2006, 04:04:57 AM

Don't sheep have wool instead of cotton. Cotton comes from a plant.

I guess this could be a cotton sheep, but then it an animal or a vegetable?

Title: Re: SHEEEEEP!
Post by: Parker on May 18, 2006, 12:22:26 PM

It's a vegetamal.

Title: Re: SHEEEEEP!
Post by: Shrain on May 18, 2006, 03:34:14 PM

Which can be found convenitently in Vitameatavegamin. mmmm.

Title: Re: SHEEEEEP!
Post by: drum2dadrum on May 18, 2006, 05:58:18 PM

Oh sorry guys, just came to this site and noticed this was a rants section... and was running on only like 2 hours sleep so yea, sry bout that heh

Title: Re: SHEEEEEP!
Post by: Archon on May 18, 2006, 09:52:39 PM

Read the FAQ, or I am going to start slapping you about for not punctuating your sentences.

Title: Re: SHEEEEEP!
Post by: drum2dadrum on May 19, 2006, 12:21:27 AM

ok, i , will, try, to , punctuate, my, sentences better; yes.

Title: Re: SHEEEEEP!
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on May 19, 2006, 10:49:00 AM

better. Not more, Algernon.

Title: Re: SHEEEEEP!
Post by: Tage on May 19, 2006, 03:39:05 PM

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better. Not more, Algernon.

You know, usually I try not to condone newbie bashing, but that was just funny.

Title: Re: SHEEEEEP!
Post by: FirstMateJack on May 22, 2006, 01:09:33 PM

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better. Not more, Algernon.

:More' is, better. (alway's).

Title: Re: SHEEEEEP!
Post by: darkjetti81 on May 25, 2006, 02:12:21 AM

Hey don't read the FAQ!  

It's not all it's cracked up to be, and besides it's poorly written.    ;)

It's a sham I say!