Insult the person Above you

[Chimera]

Chimera is a narcissistic drama queen.

Archon is secretly in love with me. I'm not sure if that is an insult or not, and to whom.

[Onion of Death]

Chimera has Archon being secretly in love with her.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Onion wishes he was secretly in love with someone instead of living his sad, sad life.

[JP Dogberry]

e's so fat, that when he steps out of the house, the home team comes around him and stands in a big circle, then all the trumpeters start playing a trumpeting tune, and then the ugliest of ALL the home team starts singing, and the others follow him out of tune, and the song that he sings goes like this:

"Here Here, we are towards!
For the fat man cometh down from his throne!
A chicken wing here and a great big typewriter,
for we are the home team and we play the xylophone!"

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Jam thinks he's funny. But really. He's not. at all.

[JP Dogberry]

Actually, I'm just making up for Gemm.

Of course, e is so fat, he makes up for Gemm AND the rest of the forum combined.

And he has a silly looking mustache.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

hey, just because YOUR facial hair looks like a blind retarded monkey attacked you with a monkey-poo laden razor doesn't mean the rest of us don't have enough testosterone to grow a full beard and mustache.

[JP Dogberry]

What was that? Sorry, I wasn't listening, I was busy growing a beard.

[Archon]

Jam can not differentiate a taunt from an insult.

[JP Dogberry]

I smelt something that smells like Archon once. It was in the sewers.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Jam looks an awful lot like an ocelot.

[JP Dogberry]

e writes Star Trek fanfiction, with himself as the main character, and it's furry fanfiction, like Kirk is a Lemur or something.

[Spriggan]

JP's so stupid he doesn't realize how smart he is.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

spriggan looks an awful lot like a kinkajoo

[Legion]

e doesn't know how to get a working avatar