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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #240 on: May 07, 2005, 11:26:33 PM »
"I can't afford cheese."
- JP

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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #241 on: May 14, 2005, 05:39:20 PM »
"You are just a figment of your imagination"
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #242 on: May 16, 2005, 09:42:09 AM »
I never much cared for Douglas Adams's Hitchhiker series. I kept trying to read them, and I could see that the author was enormously amused with his story. But I didn't find it funny enough to keep me reading, because there was nothing and no one to care about. It was all about how clever the author was. I find that irritating, even when the author is, in fact, clever.

--Orson Scott Card
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #243 on: May 17, 2005, 10:51:51 AM »
"I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like dude. You have to wait."
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #244 on: May 18, 2005, 12:08:03 AM »
The beach, the beach! Guys, it's where dirt meets water.
...all these people going round, with their tanned skin and white teeth.
Dude. I have white skin and tanned teeth."
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #245 on: May 18, 2005, 03:44:22 AM »
"Mom, I want to be a PowerPuff boy!"  --Runaway
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #246 on: May 21, 2005, 05:13:22 AM »
This is a serious quote, not a funny one. But it's great!

[Interview by Reader's Digest with Steven Spielburg re: making War of the Worlds]

Readers Digest: As technology makes it possible to turn imagination into reality, what's the future of fantasy?

Spielburg: Fantasy will be part of our lives because it springs from our eternal souls. We are given a great gift at birth: imagination. It lasts forever, without borders. It is the true "force" that makes all of us pioneers in this world and beyond. It's the one true saving grace of the human condition. If we let it, imagination can unite the world.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #247 on: May 23, 2005, 10:53:25 PM »
From CNN, no less!

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"White rhinos are the most numerous member of the rhino clan but are still endangered. Like their rarer and smaller counterpart the black rhino, the only other African rhino, they are, confusingly, gray in color."


http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/05/23/rhino.goat.reut/index.html
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #248 on: May 24, 2005, 09:05:57 AM »
I sense a Disney animated feature coming out of this.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #249 on: May 24, 2005, 11:58:07 AM »
Hopefully one with fewer commas.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #250 on: May 26, 2005, 06:55:58 PM »
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<@legonas_tedams> god
<@legonas_tedams> i set my desk on fire
<@legonas_tedams> i spilt my lighter fluid on accident
<@legonas_tedams> and i thought the fastest way to dry it up
<@legonas_tedams> was to set it on fire
<@legonas_tedams> and i did
<@legonas_tedams> and the stuff wouldnt go out
<@legonas_tedams> it melted my headphones
<@legonas_tedams> my laptop is all melted on the edges
<@legonas_tedams> its AWSOME
<@legonas_tedams> best thing i ever did
<@legonas_tedams> never laughed so hard in my life


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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #251 on: May 26, 2005, 07:05:45 PM »
"Eat Fat Free Lettuce Here"
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #252 on: May 26, 2005, 09:59:06 PM »
"And here's [my submission].  It will make you laugh, it will make you cry, the subliminal messages will make you send me money..."  

--Holly, a member of my writing group
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #253 on: May 28, 2005, 02:03:10 PM »
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20 minutes. Four out of six deaths. It's like Monte Cooke broke down the door of the game room and screamed "WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON, MEAT!!!!!"


From a ENWorld thread about embarrassing PC deaths.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #254 on: May 29, 2005, 04:07:27 PM »
Maybe you're the crazy one, and I am the one with the goat. - OnionofDeath
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