Has "this" ever happened to you?

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

THen you'll need to resend them. Cuz They ain't here.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

dangit.... I hate comecast.....

[EUOL]

Man.  I missed the whole dating conversation?  Too bad.   I'm sure you all wanted a little EUOL philosophy on the point.  I am, after all, the master of dating...

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

The master of avoiding dating...

[Mistress of Darkness]

EUOL: Master of Dating.

That's definately an oximoron. Like helpful Customer Service.

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

Lay it on me EUOL. I wanna hear your insightful opulence.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

That's definately an oximoron. Like helpful Customer Service.

I'll have you know that I have been in many cust serv positions, and I have always been proud of my ability to actually help. I worked tech support for MS for 3 months before I would even allow a call to be escalated (passing it on to someone else). And yes, I solved all those problems.

[EUOL]

Women are like thunderstorms.  Sure they're kind of cool once in a while because they look pretty and make some interesting noises, but most of the time they're terribly inconvenient.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

rofl

see you when I visit terrestrial land, EUOL

[JP Dogberry]

Best. Quote. Ever. Almost.

[Mistress of Darkness]

Nah. A better EUOL quote is, "Girls? Oh, those are the things with long hair that smell nice."

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

And that one misses the point entirely.
It's the soft curves, my friends. THAT'S what's nice about women. The soft curves.

[Mistress of Darkness]

Listen to him. He's actually been out on a date.

AND he's married. So he must know what he's talking about.

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

Who EUOL? Guess I'll have to listen to him. He is only one that makes sense.

[Mistress of Darkness]

I doubt EUOL has been on a date in the past 6 mo, or even a year. He's the only person I ever knew who actually tried to keep track of how few dates he had been on in year. I think his record was 1.

Saint has been married for 5+ years though.