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Re: WORST film of all time?
« Reply #30 on: May 23, 2003, 02:22:06 PM »
Are you talking about My Boyfriend's Back, an old TV movie about the Bouffants? Yeah, that was pretty bad.
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Re: WORST film of all time?
« Reply #31 on: May 23, 2003, 03:18:02 PM »
Despite it all, I'm going to have to throw my vote for Battlefield Earth.  It just was really, really terrible.  It beat out even the Dungeons and Dragons movie.
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Re: WORST film of all time?
« Reply #32 on: May 23, 2003, 08:12:54 PM »
I liked both of those movies, though I really wished they were called by different titles, because they failed to live up to thier respective properties.
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Re: WORST film of all time?
« Reply #33 on: May 23, 2003, 10:01:18 PM »
Nick Cage's Gone in 60 Seconds.  That was a painful movie to watch.
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Re: WORST film of all time?
« Reply #34 on: May 23, 2003, 11:39:11 PM »
My sucky-sense went off when I saw the previews. Nick Cage NEEDS a good cast and an inherent lack of plot to appear to be a good actor.
The movies I though he was good in were the ones that didn't require acting (i.e The Rock, Con Air)
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Re: WORST film of all time?
« Reply #35 on: May 24, 2003, 12:01:10 AM »
I think the "Boyfriend's Back" being referred to is the late 80's flick about returning as a flesheating zombie and trying to live a normal high school life with that "disability." I thought it was pretty fuuny, but I watched that with my siblings and we tend to get pretty silly to start with.
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Re: WORST film of all time?
« Reply #36 on: May 27, 2003, 05:38:08 PM »
I bet I'm the only one here who follows the Cannes coverage (well, maybe Kilowatt), but there was a movie this year that has allegedly reached new heights of unparalleled badness. There have been several articles about it, but this sums it up best.

http://www.suntimes.com/output/eb-feature/cst-nws-ebertside25.html
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Re: WORST film of all time?
« Reply #37 on: May 27, 2003, 05:45:39 PM »
Ahh Brown Bunnie, hehe ya I read about that.  Vincent Gallo also said just a few days ago he would never direct again.  That article dosen't say why people were discusted with the ending, which was bascialy a 10 minute porno.
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Re: WORST film of all time?
« Reply #38 on: May 27, 2003, 06:46:23 PM »
No, he mentioned the porno.
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Re: WORST film of all time?
« Reply #39 on: May 27, 2003, 11:21:16 PM »
mmmm.... porn.

Wait, my wife isn't reading this, is she?
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Re: WORST film of all time?
« Reply #40 on: May 28, 2003, 01:46:38 PM »
So, if you were into pornography, then got out of it because you found religion, then eventually gave into your lusts and got back into it, would you be a Porn-Again Christian?
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Re: WORST film of all time?
« Reply #41 on: May 28, 2003, 03:45:34 PM »
Ugh, there's one thing I haven't missed about your long absence...
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Re: WORST film of all time?
« Reply #42 on: May 30, 2003, 12:35:40 PM »
Here, here, Tage.

10 points for the Saint! I actually did enjoy watching the movie, but I'm pretty sure it's the worst one I've watched on the screen. Drive-in actually.

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Re: WORST film of all time?
« Reply #43 on: May 30, 2003, 09:22:41 PM »
Just going to posit that if you had fun watching it (for whatever reason), it can't be the "worst" But feel free to disagree.
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Re: WORST film of all time?
« Reply #44 on: May 31, 2003, 10:42:08 AM »
I think I just don't watch very many movies. But I think you're probably right. It was just the worst one I could come up with.
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