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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #480 on: February 28, 2009, 07:28:28 PM »
Just so people know…I'm raising my rates.

Current cost:

$55 for first hour.
$35 for each additional hour.
$65 per additional Sword-For-Hire.
Specials:
$45 for beating-up.
$75 for sniping job.
$115 for murder.

You can contact me at 1-800-QUIC-KJOB, or visit us at www.beat'emupquick.com. Thanks!
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #481 on: February 28, 2009, 07:36:47 PM »
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NICE!
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #482 on: February 28, 2009, 10:08:48 PM »
Hehe thanks.  8)
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #483 on: March 01, 2009, 12:51:48 AM »
Its a good thing real murders cost more than that. Or so I've heard.
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #484 on: March 01, 2009, 02:04:36 AM »
A very good thing.  ;)

Hmm…what if you're Jewish??
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #485 on: March 01, 2009, 02:59:13 AM »
Quote from: Shaggy on March 01, 2009, 02:04:36 AM
A very good thing.  ;)
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Quote from: Shaggy on March 01, 2009, 02:04:36 AM
Hmm…what if you're Jewish??
okay I totally missed the Jewish reference. What?
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #486 on: March 01, 2009, 03:52:54 AM »
Oh hahaha sorry.…I automatically assumed everyone could read my mind and so did not bother to explain what I said. (jk)  ;) I just noticed that you were a Churchgoing something (I forget what) and I was just wondering.…
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #487 on: March 01, 2009, 06:33:16 AM »
Quote from: Shaggy on March 01, 2009, 03:52:54 AM
Oh hahaha sorry.…I automatically assumed everyone could read my mind and so did not bother to explain what I said. (jk)  ;) I just noticed that you were a Churchgoing something (I forget what) and I was just wondering.…
I totally thought your Jew joke was saying they'd haggle the murder down to your prices.

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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #488 on: March 01, 2009, 08:41:12 AM »
Man, Shaggy, you cost as much as a lawyer!
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #489 on: March 01, 2009, 02:11:14 PM »
What is the difference between a lawyer and roadkill?





---one has skid marks.



What do you call a lawyer jumping off of a skyscraper?



---skeet shooting.



Whats the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?



---one is a scum-sucking, ooze-feeding bottom dweller. The other...is just a fish.
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #490 on: March 01, 2009, 05:26:52 PM »
My Dad's a lawyer.


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Man, Shaggy, you cost as much as a lawyer!
Actually, I cost quite a bit less than a lawyer…I should know. My father's a lawyer. (As I said before.)

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I totally thought your Jew joke was saying they'd haggle the murder down to your prices
Nope. My prices were created by a Jew.
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #491 on: March 01, 2009, 05:32:38 PM »
Shaggy. ><
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #492 on: March 01, 2009, 05:38:00 PM »
No offense to your father, Shaggy. Despite all appearances I have great respect for lawyers and I think that the principle of being a lawyer, seeing justice done to its fullest and representing people who can't represent themselves, is a fine and noble one.
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #493 on: March 01, 2009, 07:02:20 PM »
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Shaggy. ><
DING DING DING DING DING!!! You get the $100,000 prize!!! Yup. That's me.  8)

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No offense to your father, Shaggy. Despite all appearances I have great respect for lawyers and I think that the principle of being a lawyer, seeing justice done to its fullest and representing people who can't represent themselves, is a fine and noble one.
None taken. I was just putting that in for effect.… :)                    [I use this happy smiley in lieu of an innocent smiley, which I cannot seem to find.]
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #494 on: March 03, 2009, 01:21:55 AM »
So I totally have friend!

And this time I'm NOT lying. 

My title even says I have friends!

So :P
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