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Bacon
« on: May 18, 2004, 11:22:08 AM »
So, the big boss man is at work today -- he's the guy who runs all operations in North America.  Consequently, we had breakfast catered, but no one ate very much.  So, we have a left over bin of bacon (at least four or five pounds) that's sitting on the counter next to my desk.  It's lukewarm now, but I'm lovin' the bacon.  Mmmm mmm mmm...

Seriously, I dream about this kind of thing happening.
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Re: Bacon
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2004, 11:27:47 AM »
And thats when we actually found out Rob is, indeed, a porker.
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Re: Bacon
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2004, 11:29:39 AM »
Its like when Telemachus makes a sacrific of a wild boar to Zeus for the safe return of Odyssyus.
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Re: Bacon
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2004, 03:45:08 PM »
The annoying thing is, HoM's actually one of the thinner guys on the board.
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Re: Bacon
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2004, 05:11:03 PM »
I won't be much longer if I keep sitting next to the bacon bin.

Sadly, however, the forklift operators noticed the bacon pile and depleted it fairly quickly.
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Re: Bacon
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2004, 08:50:52 PM »
MMMMMMM...Bacon.  I like bacon.  I don't know how you didn't deplete the entire bin withing ten minuites of noticing it.  Lightweight...
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Re: Bacon
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2004, 11:17:17 PM »
mmm...sacrilicious....
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Re: Bacon
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2004, 11:35:58 PM »
I'm going out on a limb here, but I don't really like bacon. Actually I don't like most pig based products. And I'm not even Jewish.
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Re: Bacon
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2004, 11:38:16 PM »
Course, I did learn from five years of college that bacon fat mixed with dye will not come out of anything. In fact, stains made by bacon fat have lasted 30,000 years. Makes a great kintergarten activity.
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Re: Bacon
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2004, 05:43:28 PM »
All that tells me is if I eat enough bacon, the doctors will be able to see EXCACTLY what I need transplanted.  No more...no less.
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