Why I shouldn't watch horror movies

[Mr_Pleasington]

I bought into the Blair Witch Project bigtime.  It scared the pants off of me.

We did a lot of camping the summer it came out but we took a month break from that after the movie.

I loved all the extra stuff that came out that built up the mythology.

I thought it was excellent.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Now we know SE's superpower: being bored by otherwise terrifying movies.

also, I can turn red traffic lights green, just by staring at them.

[Onion of Death]

The scariest thing about when I watched the Ring was being trapped in a room with six or seven screeching girls. Every mildly scary part was marked by, and I quote, "AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! OH MY GOD! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" in stereo.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

did any of them clutch your arm and hold you close? That's what I watch scary movies with girls for.

[Archon]

"AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! OH MY GOD! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" in stereo

Oh come on, Onion. That isn't just stereo, that is definite surround sound.

[Onion of Death]

Though I would have liked to have held one of them close, I fear all that would have done is move the source of the noise closer to my ears.

[Spriggan]

hehe

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

deafness is the price we pay for proximity to soft and curvaceous flesh.

[fuzzyoctopus]

Because even when we're not screaming, we'll talk your ear off.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

because deafness is the best excuse we can give to say we didnt hear you say something  

[MsFish]

Titanic.  Now there's a horror movie.

[Entsuropi]

[Insert obvious pun here]

[mulchNator]

Oh Jack I'll never let go, I'll never let go . . . . . . (fading echo out)  

[mulchNator]

Personally the movie that did it for me was the aliens series.  Not 3 and 4, but 1 followed by 2.  That queen alien is a nasty one!