Computer hacked!!

[Fellfrosch]

A small lightweight one might not have the wholesale destruction that most warheads carried by ICBMs, but it's still going to do some nasty damage.

Not if you target Wyoming. What are you going to hit? There's nothing there.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

it could blow up that one tree they have growing int he center of the freeway.

[FirstMateJack]

It might also kill the spirit of the old west. The radio this morning told me it lives there.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

but the heart of rock and roll... the heart of rock and roll is still beatin'

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I'm confused FMJ, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

[Faster Master St. Pastor]

Just as long as your hitting the tree make sure those darn veduawoos get it. They've had it out for me for too long, and its time they pay.

[FirstMateJack]

I'm confused FMJ, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Well, if it's gone, how will Wyoming ever get people to come visit?  

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

That's the point.

[The Lost One]

Hey, people should be careful about bashing Wyoming. There is some stuff in in Wyoming, well northern Wyoming... okay, make that northwest Wyoming where Yellowstone is. Wait, we can make Yellowstone part of Idaho or Montana and then there would be nothing in Wyoming. Problem solved.

[FirstMateJack]

I don't know... If Wyoming went up, I saw on Discovery that there is a giant caldera there that would take out the whole Western half of the United States if it went up. Of course... that would be nice for the people in Oregon, Washington and California that would be spared from dying in the Earthquakes and Tsunamis that occured from all the faults on that side of the world.

And don't think you Easterners think you are safe, think again, the Canary islands have a volcano that is just waiting to erupt and slide a good quarter of it into the ocean causing a wave that would destroy the entire Eastern Coastline 12 miles inland.

That's if the Celestial bodies don't hit first, or global warming or tornados or plagues of scorpins ("not if... When!")


Man, I get depressed everytime I watch Discovery.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I think I can pretty much do without the Eastern Shore or Outer Banks if it means I don't have to deal with the west. Fair trade.

[The Lost One]

I know people from the Eastern Shore. I'll admit that they were a little strange, but I just assumed it was because they were Easterners. No, the Eastern Shore and Outer Banks for the West is just not a fair deal (the West is worth a lot more). Throw in NYC, Phili, West Virginia, NJ, NH, Vermont and Maine then you might have a deal.

[FirstMateJack]

And Russia and North Korea.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I have no problem parting with Philly or NYC. I can't imagine why you think any part of the west is remotely worth an acre of land in Vermont or New Hampshire, though. Sure, they're infested with yankee scum, but they're pretty, and the yankee scum have pretty much become harmless in the last hundred years. West Virginia is a freaky place, but pretty in it's own way.

Eastern shore and Outer Banks, however, either one is more than worth most territory west of the Mississippi. I'm being generous with that offer.

[The Lost One]

E, it is obvious that you have not explored the West. The Pacific Northwest is easily worth twice as much Vermont, NW, and West Virginia combined. Also, I'll admit that the little hills in West Virginia are pretty but Colorado's mountains are more awe inspiring.

The West is a lot more than Utah, Idaho and some weird people from California. Although, I would be will the trade Idaho for the Eastern Shore.