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Ransom Note
« on: June 08, 2005, 04:48:29 PM »
MSFISH

I hAve yOur frogs. If you [shadow=red,left,300]ever[/shadow] wanT to sEe theM again,
 yoU must bRinG PopCOrn
aNd a MovIe to mY hOUsE.
Act quIckLY
[/color] (preferably this afternoon),
oR yOur froGs wiLl beComE a dElecTaBLe riCe sOup!!!

Signed,
Mysterious Stealthy-type Person

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« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2005, 05:23:38 PM »
Awwww, how cute!

EUOL is apparently not the sole object of someone's affection.  woohoo!

;D
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Re: Ransom Note
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2005, 05:27:14 PM »
sure, if by "affection" you mean "stalking"
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« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2005, 05:29:47 PM »
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sure, if by "affection" you mean "stalking"

Careful, e, or you may be my next victim...
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Re: Ransom Note
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2005, 05:36:45 PM »
Bwahahaha! This reminds me of the time I kidnapped my roommate's Elmo (freshman year of college). No one suspected it was me, because she was currently in a prank war with another girl in the house. I took him over to my boyfriend's house for safekeeping, and the next time I came over, they'd hung him terrorist-style, noose and all, with a plastic bag covering his eyes.
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Re: Ransom Note
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2005, 05:48:32 PM »
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they'd hung him terrorist-style, noose and all, with a plastic bag covering his eyes.

You're giving me ideas...

Actually, it's not as elaborate as all that. MsFish brought her frog-shaped rice-filled cloth heating pads (you know, you've made in Relief Society a cloth bag filled with rice that can be heated up in the microwave or been given one as a present, though yours was probably not a frog, and thus was not as cool as MsFish's are) last night to dinner at EUOL's because I asked her to (I was having neck pain). But she left without them, so I rescued them from EUOL's dungeon/basement and brought them here. You know, "rescue" or "took them hostage," it's pretty much the same.

So now I expect popcorn and a movie as payment for the return of her frogs! And, while I'm at it, I'm adding chocolate to the list of demands!

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Re: Ransom Note
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2005, 06:13:29 PM »
I've never actually made such things in RS, which makes me jealous that you have, frog-shaped or no.
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Re: Ransom Note
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2005, 07:28:22 PM »
Somehow I never noticed CSS filter effects before.  :o
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Re: Ransom Note
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2005, 07:51:23 PM »
EEEEEEK!  


My poor frogs!  I mus rectify this situtation immediately.  Please, please, take no drastic action!


Or at least, give me some soup if you do.  ;D
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Re: Ransom Note
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2005, 09:42:30 PM »
Mmmmmmmmm......

Soup

I got some good recipes if you need suggestions.
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« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2005, 09:44:31 PM »
Times a'ticking away, MsFish, and I am still without popcorn, a movie, or chocolate. Your frogs are looking anxious. Tick, tock, tick, tock...

I may need those recipes from you, Parker.  ;)
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Re: Ransom Note
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2005, 09:49:27 PM »
Frog Soup

Ingredients:

1 Medium Sized Frog
3 C Water
2 t salt

Directions:

Put all ingredients in a blender.  Puree for 2 minutes.  Put pureed mixture in pot and heat on medium until boiling.  Let boil for 2 minutes.  Cool and enjoy.


Yummy!
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Re: Ransom Note
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2005, 04:37:33 AM »
MsFish has fulfilled her ransom. We enjoyed leftover African food (which was much better than popcorn), ice cream sandwiches (the chocolate), and Anne of Green Gables, a movie that somehow neither of us have seen (which is odd for LDS females). We enjoyed being giggly and swooning over Gilbert, who is probably 16 in the movie and much too young for us, but is super cute anyways.

Thus, the frogs have been returned and disaster (a.k.a. soup) has been averted.  ;D
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« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2005, 10:59:24 AM »
I assure you he was at least 20.
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Re: Ransom Note
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2005, 12:07:37 PM »
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We enjoyed leftover African food (which was much better than popcorn), ice cream sandwiches (the chocolate), and Anne of Green Gables, a movie that somehow neither of us have seen (which is odd for LDS females).


Odd for any females! I watched it with my non-member cousins on the day of my high school graduation. So you didn't even get my reference to Anne yesterday? How sad. Do you get it now?
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