Timewaster's Guide Archive
General => Everything Else => Topic started by: stacer on June 07, 2004, 11:17:44 AM
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This one's for you, SE:
www.dilbert.com
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look, when are pants NOT optional? I mean really. I'm here at work and getting hte weirdest looks just because people must be jealous of my stylish underwear or something.
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Eric is a prima donna?
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Excuse me, but:
PANTS ARE *NOT* OPTIONAL
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When has Eric *not* been a prima donna.
and yes, yes they are. Thus say my pantsless legs.
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Your pantless legs are wrong.
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I have selective vestophobia, or an irrational fear of pants I wear them as a common courtesy only and I'm a strict celebrator of pantsless saturday.
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the freedom still says "yes"
/me sings, "Boooooorn freeeeeeeeeeeee!'
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Eric is a prima donna?
The strip was more for the pantless zone than the prima donna, but now that you mention it... ;D
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Today's Dilbert continues the pant-less man.
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Sure does...and he really needs to put on some pants, like, two days ago.
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try it, JP, you'll like it.
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It's the middle of *winter*. I'm not taking off my pants!
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so what do you do when you goto the bathroom or take a shower? Or how about when you want to change pairs of pants?
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Hurry.
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Pants Optional Zones: They free your mind!
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I could handle a pants optinal zone as long as the only other options were decent length knicker-boxers.
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your lips say no, but my boxers cry "Yes!"
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Your boxers aren't crying. You just wet yourself.
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Pants Optional Zones: They free your mind!
No, you have it wrong
Pants Optional Zones: They free what shouldn't be freed in polite company!
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i dunno. I'm feeling pretty free.
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Then I hope you are not in polite company ;D
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We don't allow SE into polite company without turning on his secret brain implant.
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well, I"m hangin' with you guys....
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Which is excactly why
PANTS ARE *NOT* OPTIONAL
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so it's my complete disregard of your sensibilities that leaves me pantsless at the moment?
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Actually it was the complete disregard of you pants that left you pantless.
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let's just call it a team effort.
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"I find your lack of pants disturbing."
Can we start posting all the movie lines that are funnier with 'pants' in them now?
"Gondor has no pants! Gondor needs no pants!"
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"Do or do not. There is no pants!"
"May the pants be with you!"
"Only then will you realise the truth: There is no pants."
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New video game sensation!
Pants, Pants Revolution.
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Pantastic!
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"If you strike me down, I will become more pantless than you can possibly imagine."
"Those pants are our only hope."
"No, there is another."
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Ferris Bueler's Pants Off
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I eat pants like you for breakfast.
Pants are no more use here.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possesion of a good fortune must be in search of pants.
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heheh... SE, your wife been watching Jane Austen again?
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Somewhere on the net there is a whole website devoted to replacing key words in star wars quotes with "pants". There are about 50 or so quotes. Dunno where though...
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If I had a pant leg for every time someone said that to me, I'd have about 3 pairs of pants.
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heheh... SE, your wife been watching Jane Austen again?
why, yes. Yes she is. Although I would substitute "still" for "again."
I was trying to decide which noun to replace with "pants." IS the one above funnier? or this one:
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possesion of good pants must be in search of a wife.
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Both are funny, in their own individual pant-y way.
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panties are even more funny than pants.
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In Europe, you can buy packets of chips from vending machines that contain panties inside, along with the chips.
In Japan, you can just buy the panties straight from the vending machine. Used ones.
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In Europe, you can buy packets of chips from vending machines that contain panties inside, along with the chips.
Not in Britain you can't.