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Title: Pant-optional zone
Post by: stacer on June 07, 2004, 11:17:44 AM
This one's for you, SE:

www.dilbert.com

Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on June 07, 2004, 12:13:59 PM
look, when are pants NOT optional? I mean really. I'm here at work and getting hte weirdest looks just because people must be jealous of my stylish underwear or something.
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on June 07, 2004, 07:46:56 PM
Eric is a prima donna?
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: JP Dogberry on June 07, 2004, 09:01:04 PM
Excuse me, but:


PANTS ARE *NOT* OPTIONAL
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on June 07, 2004, 10:23:29 PM
When has Eric *not* been a prima donna.

and yes, yes they are. Thus say my pantsless legs.
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: JP Dogberry on June 07, 2004, 11:09:47 PM
Your pantless legs are wrong.
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: Maxwell on June 07, 2004, 11:15:33 PM
I have selective vestophobia, or an irrational fear of pants I wear them as a common courtesy only and I'm a strict celebrator of pantsless saturday.
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on June 07, 2004, 11:56:27 PM
the freedom still says "yes"

/me sings, "Boooooorn freeeeeeeeeeeee!'
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: stacer on June 08, 2004, 12:19:15 AM
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Eric is a prima donna?


The strip was more for the pantless zone than the prima donna, but now that you mention it...  ;D
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: stacer on June 08, 2004, 08:45:43 AM
Today's Dilbert continues the pant-less man.
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: JP Dogberry on June 08, 2004, 09:10:06 AM
Sure does...and he really needs to put on some pants, like, two days ago.
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on June 08, 2004, 09:30:13 AM
try it, JP, you'll like it.
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: JP Dogberry on June 08, 2004, 09:33:08 AM
It's the middle of *winter*. I'm not taking off my pants!
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: Spriggan on June 08, 2004, 09:40:28 AM
so what do you do when you goto the bathroom or take a shower?  Or how about when you want to change pairs of pants?  
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: JP Dogberry on June 08, 2004, 09:42:23 AM
Hurry.
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on June 08, 2004, 09:50:18 AM
Pants Optional Zones: They free your mind!
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: 42 on June 08, 2004, 10:39:32 AM
I could handle a pants optinal zone as long as the only other options were decent length knicker-boxers.
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on June 08, 2004, 10:51:43 AM
your lips say no, but my boxers cry "Yes!"
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: 42 on June 08, 2004, 10:57:20 AM
Your boxers aren't crying. You just wet yourself.
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on June 08, 2004, 06:09:44 PM
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Pants Optional Zones: They free your mind!


No, you have it wrong

Pants Optional Zones:  They free what shouldn't be freed in polite company!
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on June 08, 2004, 07:05:49 PM
i dunno. I'm feeling pretty free.
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on June 08, 2004, 07:16:01 PM
Then I hope you are not in polite company  ;D
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: 42 on June 08, 2004, 07:22:12 PM
We don't allow SE into polite company without turning on his secret brain implant.
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on June 08, 2004, 07:22:48 PM
well, I"m hangin' with you guys....
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on June 08, 2004, 07:27:24 PM
Which is excactly why

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PANTS ARE *NOT* OPTIONAL

Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on June 08, 2004, 07:41:17 PM
so it's my complete disregard of your sensibilities that leaves me pantsless at the moment?
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on June 08, 2004, 07:43:43 PM
Actually it was the complete disregard of you pants that left you pantless.
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on June 08, 2004, 08:04:37 PM
let's just call it a team effort.
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on June 08, 2004, 08:14:14 PM
"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

Can we start posting all the movie lines that are funnier with 'pants' in them now?  


"Gondor has no pants! Gondor needs no pants!"
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: JP Dogberry on June 08, 2004, 08:44:43 PM
"Do or do not. There is no pants!"

"May the pants be with you!"

"Only then will you realise the truth: There is no pants."
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: EUOL on June 08, 2004, 09:03:48 PM
New video game sensation!

Pants, Pants Revolution.
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: JP Dogberry on June 08, 2004, 09:24:54 PM
Pantastic!
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: 42 on June 08, 2004, 09:30:30 PM
"If you strike me down, I will become more pantless than you can possibly imagine."

"Those pants are our only hope."
"No, there is another."
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on June 08, 2004, 09:32:31 PM
Ferris Bueler's Pants Off
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on June 08, 2004, 10:09:38 PM
I eat pants like you for breakfast.

Pants are no more use here.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possesion of a good fortune must be in search of pants.
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: stacer on June 08, 2004, 11:23:55 PM
heheh... SE, your wife been watching Jane Austen again?
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: Master Xaio on June 08, 2004, 11:54:07 PM
Somewhere on the net there is a whole website devoted to replacing key words in star wars quotes with "pants".  There are about 50 or so quotes.  Dunno where though...
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on June 08, 2004, 11:55:32 PM
If I had a pant leg for every time someone said that to me, I'd have about 3 pairs of pants.
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on June 09, 2004, 09:28:57 AM
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heheh... SE, your wife been watching Jane Austen again?

why, yes. Yes she is. Although I would substitute "still" for "again."

I was trying to decide which noun to replace with "pants." IS the one above funnier? or this one:
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possesion of good pants must be in search of a wife.
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: stacer on June 09, 2004, 11:02:50 AM
Both are funny, in their own individual pant-y way.
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on June 09, 2004, 11:12:29 AM
panties are even more funny than pants.
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: JP Dogberry on June 09, 2004, 06:58:31 PM
In Europe, you can buy packets of chips from vending machines that contain panties inside, along with the chips.

In Japan, you can just buy the panties straight from the vending machine.  Used ones.
Title: Re: Pant-optional zone
Post by: Entsuropi on June 09, 2004, 07:48:02 PM
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In Europe, you can buy packets of chips from vending machines that contain panties inside, along with the chips.


Not in Britain you can't.