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« Reply #165 on: January 31, 2004, 11:19:06 AM »
"If you can feel the crunch, then you're really killing something. It's like murder."
(my wife, on stepping on spiders, specifically large ones)

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« Reply #166 on: January 31, 2004, 02:48:00 PM »
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Entropy says:
i'm like the elephant hunter who has just come across the lost colony of dinosaurs
Entropy says:
the new game is so big, i think i need new weapons
Obi-Wan Kenobi says:
heheheh


Myself, refering to my subtitle.
If you're ever in an argument and Entropy winds up looking staid and temperate in comparison, it might be time to cut your losses and start a new thread about something else :)

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« Reply #167 on: February 03, 2004, 08:20:09 PM »
"Dancing naked isn't speech!"


Overheard in conversation.  I turned around to look at the speaker, who looked at me, waved sheepishly, and said "You heard the wrong part of the conversation."  Though it seems pretty obvious to me that they were talking about freedom of speech.
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« Reply #168 on: February 03, 2004, 09:50:49 PM »
why couldn't dancing naked be free speech?
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« Reply #169 on: February 03, 2004, 10:38:21 PM »
I don't know, but I think that's a topic for its own thread.
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« Reply #170 on: February 04, 2004, 01:14:57 AM »
The Naked Dancing Llama endorses free speech.

Mostly about licking and frolicking.

"Frolic Frequently" he says.

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« Reply #171 on: February 05, 2004, 06:28:21 PM »
"yeah... right... and I need to know thats alliteration... u can right well without knowing whether or not that is illiteration u realise"

My friend just then, on how I should change the syllabus when I become an English teacher.
Go go super JP newbie slapdown force! - Entropy

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« Reply #172 on: February 06, 2004, 07:44:52 AM »
and people fear for AMERICAN education

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« Reply #173 on: February 06, 2004, 11:20:23 AM »
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April: You guys eat pizza?
Donatello and Michaelangelo (together): Doesn't everybody?

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« Reply #174 on: February 06, 2004, 02:46:53 PM »
"in the immortal words of the philosopher Dennis Leary: 'Life sucks. Get a helmet.'" -Rich Redman on change.
“NOTHING IS TRUE. EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED.”
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« Reply #175 on: February 06, 2004, 11:08:05 PM »
"The tip of the news media's tounge has been glued to Janet Jackson's right breast, ever since the superbowl last weekend."  - Jon Stewart, The Daily Show


You know, they need to make a book of his quotes and sell them.  I would pay good money for a book like that.
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« Reply #176 on: February 06, 2004, 11:54:34 PM »
"If god is everywhere, why hasn't someone called the cops yet?"
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"Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. All other 'sins' are invented nonsense."
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"Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only a little."
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« Reply #177 on: February 18, 2004, 11:07:52 AM »
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You know when people say, "yeah, he's a few bricks short of a full load" or "two tacos short of a combination platter" or somesuch? I heard, "yeah, his address ends in @aol" used in the same manner.  -- my friend Laren
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« Reply #178 on: February 20, 2004, 01:56:43 PM »
This from Saxons!, the Pendragon sourcebook on well... Saxons.
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Rarely, Saxons or Northmen ask Wotan for victory in battle by declaring hte entire enemy army as a sacrifice [for combat advantages]... Rival WOtanic armies can pledge each other to Wotan. This amuses Wotan.

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« Reply #179 on: February 23, 2004, 06:30:26 PM »
From the Grouse! website, about today's Site of the Day.

"Unless you are a stick of bamboo, you have to admit that pandas are amazingly cute. So logic dictates that a baby panda is going to be even cuter. This premise turns out to be true, but only after the baby panda gets to 1 month and 22 days old. Before that they are a bit yucky."
"Hr hr! dwn wth vwls!" - Spriggan

I reject your reality, and substitute my own. - Adam Savage, Mythbusters

French is a language meant to be butchered, especially by drunk Scotts. - Spriggan