Timewaster's Guide Archive
General => Rants and Stuff => Topic started by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on June 23, 2005, 09:51:27 AM
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SPrig and I are making a statement.
We need more conversations about drunken dwarves messily destroying dragons and spending their ill-gotten gains on ale and whores.
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Ale and Whores! Ale and Whores!
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incidentally, here's an avatar (http://writers.herbertlives.com/uploads/cavt42ba6c530d234.gif) I found that would suit MsFish nicely
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So did you lock the thread because it was too long or because it was too girly? ;)
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And I think we should kidnap Archon and subject him to our girl movie, too. Torture the infidel!
*e orders his ninja monkeys to "around Archon a perimeter create"*
First of all, SE, why are you on their side?
Second of all, this can only lead to bloodshed, a pastime at which I excel, by the way.
Third, you shall not win.
Fourth, your hollow threats of girly movies do not scare me.
Fifth, I only drink the blood of my enemies. And occasionally, a strawberry yoohoo.
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Actually, Archon, I think SE is on your side. I believe the ninja monkeys were intended to be a protection.
As if ninja monkeys were any match for the female arsenal: chocolate, makeup, and feminine products!
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Ah, I thought SE was surrounding me. If he is, in fact, not, then whatever foolish hope you clung to is now gone.
*Archon revs the Batmobile's engine menacingly, checking to make sure that no ninja monkeys will be accidentally run over.*
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I am not entirely convinced of the ninja monkeys' intelligence. I doubt that they will be capable of moving out of the way when MsFish, stacer, and I sneak attack. Therefore, some ninja monkeys may die in their effort to protect Archon. But the monkeys were aware of this when they swore to the ninja monkey code and to do SE's bidding (all minions are expendable, after all, and the sooner they realize this, the better).
Beware, ninja monkeys! Beware!!!
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Do not threaten the ninja monkeys. I don't think they appreciate it, and it is not wise to anger them.
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I am not entirely convinced of the ninja monkeys' intelligence. I doubt that they will be capable of moving out of the way when MsFish, stacer, and I sneak attack. ...
Beware, ninja monkeys! Beware!!!
Especially of the ninja kitties. *meow*
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Ninja monkeys against ninja kitties...
Now, that would be a sight to see!
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Speaking of things men like (well, we were, weren't we? :P), they have really been going after that insult the person above you thread.
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Yeah, apparently there was too much kindness going around with the Compliment Thread, and they had to quickly counter it with some nastiness.
Although, none of the insults are very mean.
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Is that a challenge?
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ninja monkeys have already established their superiority over ninja kitties.
They're not SUPPOSED to move out of the way. THey're their like clone troopers, defending. while you waste time taking out a couple, the others get you. ROAR! (that is a mighty ninja monkey roar)
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Monkey's don't roar.
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I know. But *ninja* monkeys DO.
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In your world.
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Which is the most important world.
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Thanks for the avatar SE!
I LOVE it!
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I just hope THIS fish doesn't die... :P ;D
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It's an evil undead over-fish. It can't die.
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Oh good. I like evil undead over-things. ;)
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One more day of ALA. On one hand, I am looking forward to going home. On the other hand, Chicago is more home than Seattle, really, and it's been really nice being here. I don't wanna go! Plus, I have a houseful of unpacked boxes, and a mattress that needs to be disposed of, waiting for me at my apartment. :P (Did I tell you guys about that? I got a free bed, but you get what you pay for. It's moldy and it's impossible for me to sleep on it, or even stand to have it in the house. I need to figure out how to get rid of it, now that I had my friend help me get it all the way to my house.)
I should have been taking notes of all the fun things that have been happening here. We went to eat at the Chicago Chop House for our staff dinner last night with Ed Greenwood. Nicey-nice. I had a very yummy prime rib, among a LOT of other things to eat. Thankfully, it was close enough to walk home, so we were able to walk a little of it off. I've been networking with writers, including Cecil Castelluci, who wrote the book Boy Proof, which I reviewed for TWG a while back, about the geek girl who wanted to work in SF movie special effects. She signed my book "one of us!" because I was telling her about how you guys sometimes think I'm too normal. ;)
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Why is Chicago more home than Seattle? Did you used to live there?
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Yes, she did. That's where she went right after graduating from BYU. :)
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Yeah. I grew up on a farm in western Illinois. I lived in Chicago right after I graduated BYU, before I moved to Boston. Every time I go home, I stay a few days with old friends and roommates in Chicago. It's about as close as I can get to home without going home.
I'm back in Seattle. Back to an apartment full of unpacked boxes. Anyone want to give me about $1000 so I can go buy all the furniture I need to hold what's in the boxes? Then you can come visit me here and help me unpack. :D It's just really overwhelming, and I can't see any chance of being able to afford the furniture I need anytime soon--file cabinet, desk organizers, that sort of thing. Bed. I really, really need a bed, and one that doesn't smell of mold. I don't even know who to ask to help me get rid of the big moldy monstrosity on my porch right now.
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What you sleep on is very important. You *definitely* cannot have a moldy bed. You need something comfortable (and odorless).
My bed is great--it is so comfortable that it would make an emperor jealous. And even though I'm a princess, I ain't feeling no peas through these layers of mattresses. :D
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It's an evil undead over-fish. It can't die.
Oooooh! I have an undead over-fish!
I also have a new betta--he's rainbow colored and his name is Zeus.
I hope HE doesn't become undead....I'll have to tell Mr. M to stay away from him...