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« on: November 09, 2003, 01:25:06 AM »
I have weird dreams/nightmares all the time. Unfortunately for Chris (my husband, for people who don't know), he has to deal with me when I have them...
For example, I dreamed that I was living in a big Southern mansion and had to wear one of those Southern Belle dresses (I HATE dresses...). Evil pirates attacked and Chris and I were fighting them. Chris was better off than I was--he had a sword, and I was hampered by the stupid hoop skirts. One of the evil pirates tried to kiss me, and I was about to deck him as hard as I could when I realized Chris was trying to be sweet and was waking me with a kiss. He was very lucky that I woke up, because I only missed hitting him because I jerked my arm back at the last moment.
And Megan is my anti-conscience. She shows up in my dreams a lot. We've stolen cars together in my dreams (she was the last blonde on earth and we were on a mission for the church to save the world...I told you I have weird dreams!), and when I was married to the wrong person in one nightmare, it was my dream version of Megan who said, "Well, adultery's not *that* bad, Kristy."