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From whence came the girls?
« on: June 08, 2005, 08:12:19 PM »
this really should have been in Happy things go Here,... but I wanted the dramatic title rant effect,


Its like an explosion, which explains why lovelorn Auzzies come here. I mean in the last 5 months we've gone from 5 girl type carbon based lifeforms to 10.

Its like finding out math is all wrong. :D
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Re: From whence came the girls?
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2005, 08:35:14 PM »
Are you sure they are all carbon based?
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Re: From whence came the girls?
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2005, 08:54:02 PM »
*Puts on stupid riot leader helmet*
There is only one way to find out. We must BURN THEM ALL! BURN THEM AND ANALYZE THE CHEMICAL CONTENT OF THE ASH!
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Re: From whence came the girls?
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2005, 09:02:27 PM »
one can never be too sure...  ;)
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Re: From whence came the girls?
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2005, 09:27:11 PM »
Quote
*Puts on stupid riot leader helmet*
There is only one way to find out. We must BURN THEM ALL! BURN THEM AND ANALYZE THE CHEMICAL CONTENT OF THE ASH!

Thus deepening the mystery as to why girls would ever come here.

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Re: From whence came the girls?
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2005, 09:41:44 PM »
Hey, I was here BEFORE the extra girls arrived.

Thus further deepening the mystery as to why girls would ever come here.
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Re: From whence came the girls?
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2005, 09:48:52 PM »
I was drawn by EUOL's irresistible geek-charm and his ability to turn a phrase (I've always had a weakness for creative types, particularly writers); I don't know about the rest of the girls.

And I think I will definitely keep my contact with Archon only in the cyberworld, and not the physical one--thus preventing myself from being turned into firewood.  :)
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Re: From whence came the girls?
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2005, 09:52:00 PM »
I was drawn here by . . . oh wait.  I'm a guy.  Nevermind.   :-[

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Re: From whence came the girls?
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2005, 10:31:17 PM »
Well, where else were we supposed to go?
If I had any clue, would I be here?

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Re: From whence came the girls?
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2005, 10:47:43 PM »
The flame pit is in the corner, didn't you see Archon's post?
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Re: From whence came the girls?
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2005, 10:53:05 PM »
Bad Gorgun,...bad, immolating the women is wrong.
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Re: From whence came the girls?
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2005, 11:01:06 PM »
Burn away, silly males, for we are women, and seek our revenge in subtle and psychologically scarring ways which have been banned by the U.N.


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Re: From whence came the girls?
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2005, 11:14:20 PM »
see, the whole problem with that is that males won't understand the subtle approach, and thus won't be affected by your psychological scarring.

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Re: From whence came the girls?
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2005, 11:17:14 PM »
They won't be AWARE of being affected by our psychological scarring...
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Re: From whence came the girls?
« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2005, 11:21:58 PM »
you say potato, I say potahto
Women say "this is how it is"
men say "yes dear"

Neither believes the other.