Timewaster's Guide Archive

General => Rants and Stuff => Topic started by: Mad Dr Jeffe on June 08, 2005, 08:12:19 PM

Title: From whence came the girls?
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on June 08, 2005, 08:12:19 PM
this really should have been in Happy things go Here,... but I wanted the dramatic title rant effect,


Its like an explosion, which explains why lovelorn Auzzies come here. I mean in the last 5 months we've gone from 5 girl type carbon based lifeforms to 10.

Its like finding out math is all wrong. :D
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on June 08, 2005, 08:35:14 PM
Are you sure they are all carbon based?
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: Archon on June 08, 2005, 08:54:02 PM
*Puts on stupid riot leader helmet*
There is only one way to find out. We must BURN THEM ALL! BURN THEM AND ANALYZE THE CHEMICAL CONTENT OF THE ASH!
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on June 08, 2005, 09:02:27 PM
one can never be too sure...  ;)
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on June 08, 2005, 09:27:11 PM
Quote
*Puts on stupid riot leader helmet*
There is only one way to find out. We must BURN THEM ALL! BURN THEM AND ANALYZE THE CHEMICAL CONTENT OF THE ASH!

Thus deepening the mystery as to why girls would ever come here.
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: JP Dogberry on June 08, 2005, 09:41:44 PM
Hey, I was here BEFORE the extra girls arrived.

Thus further deepening the mystery as to why girls would ever come here.
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: Chimera on June 08, 2005, 09:48:52 PM
I was drawn by EUOL's irresistible geek-charm and his ability to turn a phrase (I've always had a weakness for creative types, particularly writers); I don't know about the rest of the girls.

And I think I will definitely keep my contact with Archon only in the cyberworld, and not the physical one--thus preventing myself from being turned into firewood.  :)
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: Parker on June 08, 2005, 09:52:00 PM
I was drawn here by . . . oh wait.  I'm a guy.  Nevermind.   :-[
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: Sigyn on June 08, 2005, 10:31:17 PM
Well, where else were we supposed to go?
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on June 08, 2005, 10:47:43 PM
The flame pit is in the corner, didn't you see Archon's post?
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on June 08, 2005, 10:53:05 PM
Bad Gorgun,...bad, immolating the women is wrong.
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on June 08, 2005, 11:01:06 PM
Burn away, silly males, for we are women, and seek our revenge in subtle and psychologically scarring ways which have been banned by the U.N.


Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on June 08, 2005, 11:14:20 PM
see, the whole problem with that is that males won't understand the subtle approach, and thus won't be affected by your psychological scarring.
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on June 08, 2005, 11:17:14 PM
They won't be AWARE of being affected by our psychological scarring...
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on June 08, 2005, 11:21:58 PM
you say potato, I say potahto
Women say "this is how it is"
men say "yes dear"

Neither believes the other.
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: JP Dogberry on June 08, 2005, 11:25:53 PM
Actually, it's the superfly night crew still in the corner...
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: Archon on June 08, 2005, 11:35:19 PM
Quote
And I think I will definitely keep my contact with Archon only in the cyberworld, and not the physical one

It's amazing how many people share that plan of action. I suppose it is all for the best.  8)
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on June 08, 2005, 11:45:08 PM
Excellent. The Gene Pool is still well chlorinated   ;):P ;D
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: Archon on June 09, 2005, 12:34:24 AM
I am trying, but there is only so much I can do.  8)
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: Chimera on June 09, 2005, 04:29:42 AM
Well, perhaps if you tried another approach. Like not going after girls with a flaming stick and a can of gasoline...

I think we prefer flowers.
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: Master Gopher on June 09, 2005, 07:38:38 AM
Hmmph. Well, there was, like a forum, and I like fora.
And JP and Xaio alerted me to it, btw.
Other than that... I came...saw nerdiness....and stayed. And now you're stuck with me!
Sorry guys ;)
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: Entsuropi on June 09, 2005, 08:36:27 AM
/me lays out beartraps
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: Master Gopher on June 09, 2005, 08:51:51 AM
We're going on a bear hunt
We're going on a bear hunt
We're gonna catch a big one
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: Peter Ahlstrom on June 09, 2005, 11:02:09 AM
Quote
girl type carbon based lifeforms

Somehow I read that as "girl type cartoon based lifeforms."
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: stacer on June 09, 2005, 12:06:10 PM
I dunno what drew me to it. It's been too long. I think it was some sort of mind control.
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: Tekiel on June 09, 2005, 12:43:54 PM
I live in Idaho, there was really nothing better to do, so I stayed.
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: Jelly_Belly on June 09, 2005, 01:16:34 PM
I was drawn by all the TLE and BYU references. I feel like I belong because, for the most part, I actually know what people are talking about. I was also drawn because people here actually speak English--mostly--and not internet jargon like

C U L8tr, bbiab, afk, and whatever other crap gets posted online. I don't read that stuff. It gives me a headache.

I also like our intelligent discussions about real issues as well as fun, fake ones.
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: CinderEllie on June 09, 2005, 02:22:33 PM
For me, it's the simple fact that a place where immolation, Tolkein, SW, Seons, movie quotes, & sundry other wackiness come together in blissful disharmony = a glorious place where my craziness will appear normal. ;p
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: MsFish on June 09, 2005, 04:12:29 PM
Jeffe, you're a punk.  What was wrong with the girls you had?
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: Archon on June 09, 2005, 07:34:40 PM
Quote
Well, perhaps if you tried another approach. Like not going after girls with a flaming stick and a can of gasoline...

I think we prefer flowers.

a) How would that be purifying the gene pool?
b)So I have heard. I am sure that you think you want flowers, but, like a small child, you don't know what you want. What you really mean is that you want to be set on fire.
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on June 09, 2005, 08:06:17 PM
Archon, you know that guy who was trying to fix his car, and he figured out the problem was with the gas line, but he couldn't see, so he lite a match and jammed it into the tank?  It seemed like a good idea at the time...

Yeah, that's about the situation you're in now.
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: Archon on June 09, 2005, 09:06:20 PM
No, the problem was that the gas line was frozen, so the guy drained the gas into a pot, and heated it over the stove to unfreeze the line.
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on June 09, 2005, 09:30:52 PM
No, we are talking about two different men, but the concept is the same.
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: Archon on June 09, 2005, 09:34:59 PM
I think you mixed the two stories together, but anyway, what is this imminent danger you speak of?
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: Tekiel on June 10, 2005, 11:21:04 AM
Let me try to help you see the problem with this comic strip:

http://www.robandelliot.cycomics.com/archive.php?id=101
Title: Re: From whence came the girls?
Post by: Archon on June 10, 2005, 11:52:07 AM
But this only applies if a guy is trying to get a girl to go out with him. I am not, and so, I have nothing to fear. Except for maybe the underpants gnomes.