Best Quote Lately Reincarnated

[Necroben]

"The bitterest tears shed over graves are for
words left unsaid and deeds left undone."

Ouch, that hits close to home.

Tell me about it.  (R.I.P. Jay...)

R.I.P. Mom, ok.

"Luck is a horse to ride like any other"


"Luck is what lazy people call hard work."

[GreenMonsta]

"Canonball!!!"

[MrPaperCamel]

"I have Montezuma's revenge in my eye!"

[CthulhuKefka]

Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips." 

[Loud_G]

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for an evening.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life."

-Terry Pratchett

[MrPaperCamel]

"If you love someone you should set them on fire."

~The Dead Milkmen

[readerMom]

Me: Don't throw that in the house.
My six-year-old daughter: How about if I hold it up, let it go in the air for a little bit, then hold it again?

[The Lost One]

"The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when your done." -- Ben Franklin (smart men)

[firstRainbowRose]

Person a: Oo, oo, who are we stalking?  We're stalking me?  Cool!  *crouches with the rest of the group*
Person b: Sweet, you're going to help us?  Cool!  *pauses for a moment*  Hey, wait...

That's the reaction someone I was talking to thought we would get if we tried to stalk someone.  (Leaving names out because I don't know that they would want the info to be shared.)

[Necroben]

Men, you might think she's illogical or irrational, but she's responding to emotional cues you haven't been trained to see.

[MrPaperCamel]

"My mother was hamster and my daddy was a squirrel. So that makes me a hamster-squirrel all cute and fluffy with a little swirl. Indoor Swap-mart!"

[Dount Cooku]

"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full."  -Henry A. Kissinger

[GreenMonsta]

"you've managed- in our short three years together- to kill not only my god, but my father, my brother, and my fiancee. Thats kind of like a homicidal hat trick."

[darxbane]

"Excuse me, but does the Espresso Gelato taste like coffee ice cream?"    - My Mother-n-Law actually asked our waiter this question, and she was absolutely serious.  The only thing funnier than the question was watching the waiter struggle to find a way to answer it without being sarcastic or insulting.

[MrPaperCamel]

"It's not Peer Pressure, it's just your turn."