The bacon air freshener is arguably the worst-smelling thing in the world. Imagine cardboard that has somehow gone bad, and then been left in a hot car all day. It is completely awesome.
The bacon air freshener is arguably the worst-smelling thing in the world. Imagine cardboard that has somehow gone bad, and then been left in a hot car all day. It is completely awesome.
So, do you really like bacon this much?
...or are you just trying to get free stuff?
QuoteSo, do you really like bacon this much?
...or are you just trying to get free stuff?
I'm trying to get free stuff BECAUSE I like bacon this much.
It's people who DON'T have a strong relationship with bacon that you should be worried about.
That's just awesome. Awesome in bacon-ness.
The Bacon Floss has arrived, and man, is it bacony. We could smell it through the package (which, incidentally, has the slogan: "Mmmm! Leaves mouth bacon fresh!"). Fell point for you, Chaos.
I didn't quite hear what came next, because I was too busy laughing, thinking what a great thing to post here.
I'm wondering if, however, such a finding is made of win enough to warrant a Fell point.
I think he should get (and sell) custom-designed bacon-themed signed bookplates.
Or just sign some of those band-aids that look like bacon, for people to stick in their books.
Bacon strip bookmarks? :)
I used a half-eaten candy bar as a bookmark once. The chocolatey aroma made it a wonderful reading experience, even after the candy was gone. A few smears are a small price to pay for such an emotionally satisfying experience. ;)
So long as it's not a library book (or a friend's!)
xkcd wins again (http://xkcd.com/418/).
ThinkGeek has you in mind, Dan: http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html
He is the reason people say don't mes with Texas...Really? I would have thought it was their bad spelling……
Dan as a fellow Dan what bacon item do you like most and which do you like least so that i may send you both?
Isn't that like asking a mother to choose her favorite and least favorite child?
Furthermore, we need to start talking about ME again.
Kaz are you accusing Shaggy of having big feet?Don't get it.
I refuse to support ignorance and immaturity. Therefore, I will be taking no sides in this conflict.Don't get it.
Furthermore, we need to start talking about ME again.Get it. :P
Ok, whoah. Too far.
I don't think it cures high cholesterol.
Ha ha ha ha. I used to do that with C++ all the time. If that number gets too big, it gives you some random negative number. xDI don't think it cures high cholesterol.
It makes your cholesterol so high in the positive numbers, it turns into the negative numbers.
If you gotta go, might as well go happy.
I still want to know who Dan Bacon is.
o.O We're not talking about "Dan Bacon" We're talking about buying bacon FOR Dan. >>'
That would be strange. Do they use bacon in Japanese food?? ???Only the good kind. ;)
Earlier today, i have made the purchase of Bacon Jerky from jerky.com I should hopefully have it an about a week. My mouth salivates in anticipation.
Also, about a month ago (for the 4th of july, actually), i made bacon burgers. As in burger patties with bacon IN THEM. I cooked the bacon until it was almost done, diced it nice and small, and poured the bacon grease on the burger meat. Then i mixed all up real nice (i also used worstescire and garlic to season them) and they were juicy and delicious.
Earlier today, i have made the purchase of Bacon Jerky from jerky.com I should hopefully have it an about a week. My mouth salivates in anticipation.
Also, about a month ago (for the 4th of july, actually), i made bacon burgers. As in burger patties with bacon IN THEM. I cooked the bacon until it was almost done, diced it nice and small, and poured the bacon grease on the burger meat. Then i mixed all up real nice (i also used worstescire and garlic to season them) and they were juicy and delicious.
There are restaurants that do that around here (Salt Lake). Salt City Burger Factory. It is awesome. This way you get bacon in every bite. I like to do what you mentioned, but add jalapeños into the burger as well. Jalapeños make everything better, especially when mixed with bacon.
Now I'm freaking starving.
Tomorrow is the hamburger/bacon/jalapeño experiment day.
There are already several different Baconfest '09s.
you may want to mix some egg in with them to hold the ingredients together. The one problem with our burgers was that they had trouble staying together.
Those burgers look roughly the same as the ones Dan and I made. Did you end up putting egg into them? I assume it tasted awesome. If they tasted anything like ours, they made you giggle a bit while eating due to how guiltily good you felt while eating them. After all, something that good cant be healthy...
Dan and I are currently planning phase 2, and I really wish he'd post the photos of our own burgers on the grill.
fantastic. I am convinced that our hamburgers make us the awesomest people in the world.
i like my patties at about 80 % sirloin and 20% ground bacon
What happened just to the classic burger with pickles onions letuce and tomatoe? i like my patties at about 80 % sirloin and 20% ground bacon (my kitchen has everything you could want including trident knives and a meat grinder, oh and a professional grade deli slicer) i love the taste of red meat i don't want to over power it as the main aspect of the meal
i also eat my hamburgers medium rare where as most eat them at medium well
I grind the meat myself...and cooking meat will not kill anything that the cow had before the slaughter i.e. mad cow diseaseWell, meat from any tainted animal should never be eaten, for that exact reason.
A lot of people (particularly east of Utah) put cole slaw on burgers, which I've never tried but I think is brilliant. You get the juiciness of mayo, spiced up to give it flavor, and then the cabbage would give it an even better crunch than we normally get from lettuce. I need to try that.
I have just been informed that there is an apple pie that has bacon woven into the crust..... the verdict is not yet in on this one....
Heart attack casserole. Can I please buy a vegetable?
The perfect holiday gift for Dan?
The Bacon of the Month Club (http://www.zingermans.com/Product.aspx?ProductID=G-BAC-3), of course.
Who also cooks with bacon fat? Great substitute for butter....
What in the world is that a bun covered in bacon and cheese with hot dogs, or what?
Those are RIDICULOUSLY ADORABLE.
Removed by Nessa. This is a family friendly site. This means bacon bras are 'no'.
Sorry Nessa. I figured everything was covered it would be OK. I'll make sure to not next time.
Too lazy to see if Jim Gaffifan's Bacon sketch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nT9P8MMpsE&feature=related) has already been posted. If so, it's worth posting again.
H.i.l.a.r.i.o.u.s.
His best sketch. ever.
His best sketch. ever.
IMHO hot pockets is the most hilarious. I die laughing every time I watch it and I've seen it at least a dozen times.
I saw these and thought "DUDE!!! AWESOME!!!"
(http://myfoodlooksfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129140413190928068.jpg)
Dan, I was given a bacon idea at work. We will need to try it in conjunction with jalapeño bacon burgers.
Grilled, marinated red onions wrapped in bacon.
Just for you, Dan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXjxHQQxcLw
Ummm the only thing worse than pork is raw pork. Disgusting.