Nation States

[Spriggan]

lol thats a good one SE

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

Well, I've got some awesome baskets being weaved. Also I've got some good retail and cheese exports. I'd be willing to import some cheese's too.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

see, this is why your economy sucks (ok, so it doesn't, but still).

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

I have a basket weaving emporium. I will do communism the right way!

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

You are so not communism

[Spriggan]

Monkey Fu will be glad, for a fee of course, to gaurentie any shipment of non-Fu cheese to any nation.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

The Theocracy of Ehlers will be pleased (for a certain fee) to make sure no Ninja Monkey Assassin Priests from the Theocracy of Ehlers attack any cheese shipments

[JP Dogberry]

Here's an idea: We should set up a table of the exchange rates of each of our different currancies. That would be cool.

[Lieutenant Kije]

The Borderlands of Kije has no need to fear piracy.  We use perky coeds with short skirts to guard all our exports.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

so my Ninja Monkey Assassin Priests would pick up girlfriends at the same time.

[Spriggan]

ah but you forget school girls weakness to cute monkeys, Kije.  My kung-fu monkey shock troopers and ninja monkey pirates will use that to thier advantage.

[Entsuropi]

/me orders his planes to carpet bomb any cheese shipments

[Lieutenant Kije]

As far as monkeys playing into schoolgirls' weaknesses, I have equipped all my coed warriors with pet whistling rat monkeys of their own.  Whistling rat monkeys hate all other monkeys, and so any attempt to befriend or even approach any coed by foreign monkeys will result in a distressed pet rat monkey, and enmity between thee and the coeds.  Bad monkeys!  Bad, bad monkeys!

And as far as the carpet bombing is concerned, our ships are all unbombable.  That's right, plainly and simply unbombable.

**Kije and his elite coeds stick their tongues out at all agressors.**  

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

besides carpet bombing is more economicly feasibly when you drop the bombs on say... cities or other large targets. Ships require pinpoint accuracy not willy nilly flinging.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

oh good, the whistling rat monkeys will become agitated and distract your coeds, whom we will also cover with a flurry of Orlando Bloom posters, thus further removing their interest from attacking Ninja Monkey Assassin Priests. THen our divers will remove specific sections of your hull undetected, and sink your cheese shipments.

And of course that's not what I'm REALLY going to do. Otherwise it wouldn't be a surprise.