Timewaster's Guide Archive
General => Everything Else => Topic started by: Entsuropi on November 19, 2006, 03:22:13 PM
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Pie is nice. Not as nice as steak, but still pretty danged nice. The pies you get from supermarkets can be a little sub-par, but when you get a nice steaming pie with a nice flavourful pastry topping it's really quite ace.
And thus concludes our test-post. ::)
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This test post has coerced me to go up the stairs ten feet away, which is farther than I would normally move for anything, and get some pie.
Thank you.
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When come back, bring pie?
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Pie night cometh!
For those of you who don't remember my holiday traditions from year to year (Shame on you if this applies to you), Pie Night is held on the night before Thanksgiving. On pie night everyone brings a pie to the host's house and everyone just eats pie. This is so you don't have to waste time not eating turkey on Thanksgiving so you'll have room for pie. Or so that your stomach doesn't distend because you weren't moderate with the turkey and you *still* decide to eat some pie.
Every regular to the forum is invited. If you happen to be in NoVA on Wednesday, come to my place and eat pie. Even if you dont' have one to contribute.
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Um, odd. I'm *sure* that last post was by E, but it says Spriggan.
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Spriggan was cloned.
One a loser who sits around doing nothing but eating, complaining, and going to his loser job. The other is smart, funny, and adored by everyone. It's difficult to tell them apart most of the time.
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Given that one of them just lost his job, it's a little easier to know which is which.
[edit] While you guys are just talking about pie, I actually have one on my desk. One of the graphic designers walked up and gave me an entire pumpkin pie. I mean sure, I bought it from him last week for a fundraiser, but still--any day that starts with someone handing you a pie is a good day.
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I cant go to pie night.
Suck.
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If you happen to be in NoVA on Wednesday, come to my place and eat pie. Even if you dont' have one to contribute.
NoVA?
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Northern Virginia. Hands down.
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Ahh. So simple, and yet, not.
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No, it truely was simple. You just had no mind to figure that indeed, you aren't mindful of your mind. Very Elizabethan.
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Or maybe I was simply unframiliar with the term, since I have never heard it before.
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I had heard no use of it before this either. However, my skills of deduction must outpace your own by leaps and bounds. That my friends, is wit.
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Yet again I must object; It may simply be that my powers of deduction are focused on more practical things, like deducing the plot of a book, or knowing where a ninja monkey will strike next.
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But we all know that to be impossible, because nobody may know where a ninja-monkey will strike next. If they did, they wouldn't all be dead.
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True, too true.
My point however, is this:
1) Deductions do not have to be right, and are often wrong.
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2) I try to apply my deductions to other people who the ninja monkey's are after, since as of yet I am not aware that they are after me. Which means they probably are.
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I do like ninja monkeys and I for one am a ninja monkey. I control the monkeys, for I am Super Monkey Man! They don't listen to SE anymore, their mine! All Mine! Anyway...... I also like pies, and as it's christmas, I will eat mince pie!
PS. Ninja Monkey group meets on Tuesday at 8pm at the White House.
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E,
There's a pretender here who should be disappeared on GP.
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In English???
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In English: Everybody knows that SaintEhlers, also known as SE or E, is the rightful master of the ninja monkeys. Therefore, your attempts to control them make us think that SE should have you killed by said ninja monkeys. Or, at least taken behind the woodshed and sackbeaten.
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So it was you that sent me that exploding mince pie. Oh, the torture. It look all juicy and everything.
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*sigh*
Now we have to abort the operation. I was leading him into a false sense of security.