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Title: Goober-natorial Nominees
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on September 22, 2003, 03:19:42 PM: So, I've put this off to the very last second. Monday. Now, get ready for the bestest titles for the TWG Forum Political Race! As hosted by Gemm. (Note: All titles will sound normal, since Gemm does not want to add his flavor to them, I'm sure this is appreciated.)
Now with "better" titles!

Happy Military Commander: Shouts stuff like "But we must launch our missiles NOW Mr President!"
Nominee: Entropy

Determined Ghast: Is very determined at... Ghasting.
Nominee: Fellfrosch

Cowboy Super Secret Space Detective: Does his job very well, wink wink, nudge nudge, know what I mean.
Nominee: SaintEhlers

Chief of the Roman Empire's Secret Police: Police's the deadest empire in the world.
Nominee: Mad Dr. Jeffe

Whatever title strikes his fancy, other than anything with the words "Scottish", "British," "hamster-monkey," or "blowfish" in it: When he's in the water, will it get him? Nobody knows.
Nominee: Spriggan

Baron of the British Blowfish: Because every blowfish should have a baron!
Nominee: SaintElhers
Title: Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
Post by: Fellfrosch on September 22, 2003, 03:24:24 PM: Wait, so these are real titles with actual functions? Why?
Title: Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
Post by: Entsuropi on September 22, 2003, 03:26:34 PM: I want to apply for the position of pushy and trigger happy military commander who shouts stuff like "But we must launch our missiles NOW Mr President!".
Title: Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on September 22, 2003, 03:27:07 PM: Well, because I'm at work and need something to do.

But honestly I thought we could have fun with this. And to add a note, no nominating for yourself.
Title: Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
Post by: Spriggan on September 22, 2003, 03:42:40 PM: I nominate Entropy to be a pushy and trigger happy military commander who shouts stuff like "But we must launch our missiles NOW Mr President!".
Title: Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
Post by: House of Mustard on September 22, 2003, 04:18:06 PM: I nominate Fellfrosch as 'Determined Ghast.'
Title: Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on September 22, 2003, 04:19:45 PM: These titles are boring where is the "Head Mistress of Torture" title or the "Supreme Ruler of the TWG Universe" title? Even if the jobs are mundane, you could at least make the titles cool.
Title: Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on September 22, 2003, 04:21:32 PM: ooh, oooh I want to be chief of the secret police!!!
Title: Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on September 22, 2003, 05:02:26 PM: I'll nominate you for Chief of Secret Police if you nominate me for Cowboy Super Secret Space Detective
Title: Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on September 22, 2003, 05:05:38 PM: I nominate Saint Cowboy Super Secret Space Detective first class!

oh and thats Chief of the Roman Empires Secret Police.
Title: Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on September 22, 2003, 05:17:03 PM: I nominate Jeffe for Chief of the Roman Empire's Secret Police.
THough why he wants to be an official in a fallen empire, I'll never know.
Title: Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
Post by: Entsuropi on September 22, 2003, 05:40:13 PM: Because then he can put it on his CV and become an offical in another empire.

And i nominate spriggan for whatever title strikes his fancy, other than anything with the words "Scottish", "British" or "hamster-monkey" in it.
Title: Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on September 22, 2003, 05:44:27 PM: I think you should add the term "blowfish" to that list.
Title: Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
Post by: Entsuropi on September 22, 2003, 05:47:32 PM: Yep. So Spriggan won't get my support for a title named "Baron of the British Blowfish" which uses that english language thing with same first letters on words. Forgot the word for it.
Title: Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on September 22, 2003, 05:52:38 PM: "alliteration"

And there should never, EVER be a baron of the british blowfish. Just on principle.
Title: Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
Post by: Fellfrosch on September 22, 2003, 06:03:03 PM: I nominate Saint Ehlers for Baron of the British Blowfish.
Title: Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on September 22, 2003, 07:15:16 PM: New titles! New titles! I know you've been waiting, asking, nominating! Now they're here! Get them while they Last!!!
Title: Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
Post by: Entsuropi on September 22, 2003, 07:47:13 PM: Only thing i've been waiting for is more money so i can buy a gamecube.

And i nominate Saint to be "Keeper of the highly annoying and hard to remember English Language Jargon".
Title: Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on September 22, 2003, 09:04:34 PM: I nominate Fell for Poopy Head and Entropy for Scottish Freak.
Title: Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
Post by: Lieutenant Kije on September 22, 2003, 10:17:15 PM: I thought "Baron of the British Blowfish" was secret code for the Governor of California.