Timewaster's Guide Archive

My name is Ian and I live in Denver, CO.  I grew up on the banks of the Mississippi with my Aunt Polly and our slave Jim...oh wait that isn't me.

I DID grow up on the Missisippi River near St. Louis though.  I graduated from BYU (both Idaho AND Provo) and went to Lawschool, where I was assigned "hazardous duties." Thath is where I met Charlie...I work for him now with Chris and Kelly...oh wait that's not me either.

I did go to law school and now practice immigration law.  I collected comics until I graduated, which I find funny because now I could actually afford them!  I've played alot of D20 over the years.  The most fun I have had gaming recently was my first time playing "Call of Cthulu."

I enjoy film and reading, but my strong suit is definitely my vast resevoir of useless movie knowledge (like the lyrics to the theme from "Rambo."  You don't believe  me?  *singing* "It's a long road...when you're on your own...and it hurts *trails off*)

My good friend Stacy told me about this site and has urged me to join up for awhile now.  I tried to about a month ago but it kept glitching so I am finally glad to be amongst you.

Well I now think I can better answer Christopher's question to Nick Cage in the remake of "Gone in 60 Seconds"


"Do I look like an (expletive deleted)?"

yes, Chris, yes you do