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Re: Thieves and Scoundrels
« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2004, 05:45:32 PM »
Yeah, but what happens when your bear trap weilding anthrax dusted nuclear guard koala with laser vision Security system decides it wants a new stereo?  At least the heat sensored laser gun isn't likely to turn on you for tunes.
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Re: Thieves and Scoundrels
« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2004, 09:23:42 PM »
Well, since the bear trap weilding anthrax dusted nuclear guard koala with laser vision Security system is stapled to the sound system, it'll just have to stay in the car guarding it while it uses it.
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Re: Thieves and Scoundrels
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2004, 10:20:28 PM »
Wouldn't the bear trap weilding anthrax dusted nuclear guard koala with laser vision Security system be angry at you for stapling it to the speaker system?  Like Entropy, you don't wanna make one of those things made...
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Re: Thieves and Scoundrels
« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2004, 10:30:23 PM »
dude, ninja monkeys

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Re: Thieves and Scoundrels
« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2004, 10:33:35 PM »
Well, we are talking about Fuzzy, and to my knowledge you have a monopoly on the ninja monkey's around here...
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Re: Thieves and Scoundrels
« Reply #20 on: May 19, 2004, 11:16:31 PM »
Of course its mad, that's the reason it attacks anyone who goes near enough to the sound system to steal it!
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Re: Thieves and Scoundrels
« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2004, 12:08:27 AM »
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Well, we are talking about Fuzzy, and to my knowledge you have a monopoly on the ninja monkey's around here...


I have to say that, while you're doing an excellent job of cheering me up, you stopped talking about me back on page 1.
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Re: Thieves and Scoundrels
« Reply #22 on: May 20, 2004, 07:43:54 AM »
see, this is where the confusion comes in. when 99% of the forum says "fuzzy" they mean fuzzyoctopus. But we still havent' trained those guys in that. They're still calling TFO 'fuzzy'

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Re: Thieves and Scoundrels
« Reply #23 on: May 20, 2004, 09:40:33 AM »
Well, they must learn
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Re: Thieves and Scoundrels
« Reply #24 on: May 20, 2004, 09:44:00 AM »
i've been trying. Perhaps they will get the hint from this branch of the conversation.

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Re: Thieves and Scoundrels
« Reply #25 on: May 20, 2004, 09:47:44 AM »
Well if I keep responding to posts not aimed at me, perhaps it will annoy them enough to stop calling TFO 'fuzzy'.
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Re: Thieves and Scoundrels
« Reply #26 on: May 20, 2004, 09:58:43 AM »
You could just sic the bear trap weilding anthrax dusted nuclear guard koala with laser vision Security system on them every time they do it.
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Re: Thieves and Scoundrels
« Reply #27 on: May 20, 2004, 10:05:56 AM »
dude. Ninja monkeys.

they're the answer to everything. When will you accept that?

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Re: Thieves and Scoundrels
« Reply #28 on: May 20, 2004, 07:49:44 PM »
I have never refered to TFO as fuzzy... in fact, I only recently accepted him as TFO.  Before he was small, furry, rodent like creature...  

But yes, ninja monkeys are the answer to everything.  But since I have none at my disposal since you hoard them like living gold, I need to find some other means of protection for my ten year old, $20, wal-mart boombox...
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Re: Thieves and Scoundrels
« Reply #29 on: May 20, 2004, 08:26:17 PM »
I do rent them out.