Brandon is like...

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Shrain just told me she thought Brandon was like Belle (from Beauty and the Beast). I assume from this she thinks he's an insufferable snob who sings cheesy songs. Or maybe she just thinks he's a girl.

[Shrain]

D'oh!! SE, you bad, bad man!

I'd say "prove it," but you'd just paste our IM convo. Blasted cut and pasting trick.....

No blueberry pie for YOU!

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

you already said the office gypsy ate it, so I don't feel bad about that at all.

[Spriggan]

I always found EUOL to be more of Gaston/Cogsworth mix.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

really? I'm not sure I see much Gaston in him. Quite a bit of Sebastion, however. He's an inter-movie personality.

[Spriggan]

It's a little knowen fact that EUOL only eats raw eggs.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

oh, well, that *does* make him like gaston. Except that no one spits like gaston.

[Shrain]

Cogsworth?? Nah, Cogsworth is too pessimistic and "proper." Egotistical, sure, but...

Oh, wait, I'm incriminating myself. So, um, in my defense, I actually brought up our dear EUOL when I was arguing with SE about how Belle *isn't* as snooty as SE was making her out to be.

I believe my exact words were... "To me, she just came off as one of those dreamy types who can't ever notice those around them. They often come off as snobs. Like Brandon, come to think of it."

So there... I was only saying they're both highly imaginative folks, that's all.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

also: that he's a girl

[Sigyn]

EEK!  You are all very bad people!  Now I have the awful image of Brandon in a yellow ball gown!  Someone will pay for this!

By the way, does anyone know where I can buy more exclamation points?  The last paragraph used up all of mine.

[EUOL]

I've got Gaston's furry chest.  Does that count?

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

But do you have Zak's "Robin Williams" hairy chest?

[Shrain]

I've got Gaston's furry chest.

You do? That means you're the one who flayed Gaston! Well, I think that's atrocious. Besides, hairy chests just don't look so great under low-cut ball gowns. Noooo siree. To each his own, however.

also: that he's a girl

Oh, and SE, must you always put words in my mouth? I'll let it slide, though, seeing as how those particular words were so astute.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

new photographic evidence prooves that Brandon really is like Belle



Though I can see where you get that "Gaston" thing, Sprig.

[Shrain]

Bwwahahahahaaaaa! Sigyn, behold how prophetic you and I have become! My, my but that photo is... strikingly disturbing.  Hold on, I must go laugh some more.....

*ahem* Well, I *do* declare! I had no idea how warped those ninja monkey poparazzi could be, SE.

Edit: you know, now that I have stopped giggling, I fear that this image will haunt our nightmares for-ev-er. *shudder*