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Title: Castro shown standing, talking on phone
Post by: bestec-burjuiam on November 03, 2006, 08:40:15 AM

HAVANA (AP) — Photographs of Fidel Castro standing and talking on the phone were published Sunday in Cuba's state-run media, a day after the ailing leader appeared in a video to dispel rumors he was on his deathbed.

The Communist Youth newspaper Juventud Rebelde dedicated its front page to the Cuban president, printing a blown-up picture of a pensive Castro with the title "Always fighting for something, and fighting with optimism!"

Title: Re: Castro shown standing, talking on phone
Post by: Peter Ahlstrom on November 03, 2006, 02:25:26 PM

Imagine that! This is a great day for cyborgs everywhere.

Title: Re: Castro shown standing, talking on phone
Post by: Harbinger on November 04, 2006, 02:42:40 AM

Crap. I was hoping they'd just keep his brain alive in a jar next to Hitler's.

Title: Re: Castro shown standing, talking on phone
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on November 06, 2006, 12:47:56 AM

That's silly, that brain-jars are a rumour.  They really have Hitler's brain-waves on a computer disk.  Keeping a brain alive and functioning is just science-fiction.

Title: Re: Castro shown standing, talking on phone
Post by: Chimera on November 07, 2006, 12:30:23 PM

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Keeping a brain alive and functioning is just science-fiction.

That's what THEY want you to think.

Title: Re: Castro shown standing, talking on phone
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on November 07, 2006, 01:16:07 PM

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That's silly, that brain-jars are a rumour.  They really have Hitler's brain-waves on a computer disk.  Keeping a brain alive and functioning is just science-fiction.

Myth Confirmed! (http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/comic.php?current=1378&theme=17&dir=prev)