Fell is writing a new book in EUOL's basement, who are the main characters?
- A bulimic vampire
- A cop who can only walk backwards
- A cowboy who wants to be an Indian (Native American)
- A hapless inventor that only invents new ways to make toast
- An Indian who wants to be an Indian (Native American)
- A wizard who's only spell is turning cheddar into Gorgonzola
- An young librarian fighting to stop a villain named Attica
- Nazi shape-shifting reptiles from Antarctica
- A zombie with a big heart--basically a bunch put together from helpless victims and held togethor by love meaning their spleens