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Title: GWotW #6 Week of 12/20/2004
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on December 20, 2004, 02:42:45 PM

This weeks word is brought to you by late nights, bad dreams, and even worse informercians.

This weeks word is Informercians. Have fun, don't die, good luck.

Title: Re: GWotW #6 Week of 122
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on December 20, 2004, 02:45:19 PM

Informercians:

(n) the couch potato zombie that actually likes to watch infomercials, particularly late at night and while in a junk food induced coma


(n) the peddlers of wares via infomercials.

Title: Re: GWotW #6 Week of 122
Post by: MsFish on December 20, 2004, 03:01:24 PM

Infomercians: People who insist on giving you too much information and get really really mad if you don't want to hear.

Infomercians: People who suck up information like it was crack and fling it at poor unsuspecting civilians.

Title: Re: GWotW #6 Week of 122
Post by: MsFish on December 20, 2004, 03:03:24 PM

Infomercians: People who become addicted to infomercials, and go into convusions when their power goes out.

Title: Re: GWotW #6 Week of 122
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on December 20, 2004, 03:37:13 PM

infomercians need women.

Title: Re: GWotW #6 Week of 12/20/2004
Post by: JP Dogberry on December 21, 2004, 07:20:04 AM

Infomercians - People who try to sell information. "Hey, want to know a secret? I'll tell you for $50!"

Infomercians - People who are In Formation (formercian. That is, unborn babies.

Title: Re: GWotW #6 Week of 12/20/2004
Post by: TheWarriorlives on December 21, 2004, 12:59:41 PM

Infomericans: A subdivision of the american people that seek information from other countries, US-loyal intelligence operatives.

Title: Re: GWotW #6 Week of 12/20/2004
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on December 21, 2004, 01:25:24 PM

People who, when faced with a situation or answer they don't like, begin to make up laws that would help their situation if the laws were real.

Title: Re: GWotW #6 Week of 12/20/2004
Post by: Sigyn on December 21, 2004, 06:43:24 PM

Infomercians: those monsters in nightmares that chase you and no matter how fast or clever you are, they are always right behind you.

Infomercians: aliens from the planet Infomercia where that knife really will cut pennies into perpetuity and the diamonds are all real.